haxmonkey 

A person whom regards themselves as 'haxmonkey' actually would infer that this person does program but is also some goof like a monkey.

So if you're a 'haxmonkey' you might be a really good programmer but you're still a monkey on the inside.

Jim: There goes Bob again.
Sally: What's he doing now?
Jim: Well he's being a total haxmonkey again. He's goofing around after completing that new code for the website.
Sally: I have a crush on Bob.
Jim: ...

haxmonkey by The Real HaxMonkey July 11, 2009

haxmonkey 

A person who thinks they are good with computers, but isn't.

Hey, look at Joe. He's trying to program C++ with a typewriter. What a haxmonkey!

haxmonkey by Alway11 May 7, 2007

haxmonkey 

One who masturbates so frequently that they can no longer release the dogs.

Man, david is so horny hes a freakin haxmonkey!

haxmonkey by chupomigrandepetos March 5, 2011

homonkey 

a homosexual monkey, especially used for black people.

STOP RAPING THE PRISONERS, YOU FILTHY HOMONKEY!

homonkey by DarkQuans April 24, 2023

HASHmonKEY 

This peculiar creature, is mostly found playing Team Fortress Classic, on the jolt servers. his hobbies are shooting rats, and spaming the red team, he also smokes alot of weed whilst playing.

Oh damn, HASHmonKEY is on, run for cover

HASHmonKEY by JoePinball September 25, 2007

hashmonkey 

Person(s) who displays monkey like charactoristics when under the influence of drugs. Hashmonkeys have no control over urges such as, grooming, flea picking, smelling, and throwing their own 'waste' at friends and famliy.

He becomes a right 'hashmonkey' sometimes.

hashmonkey by doris12345 December 13, 2008

Harmoney 

Harmoney is probably one of the most kindest person you will ever meet, all she wants to do Is make others happy!!! she may seem really shy when you first meet her but once you get close to her she's just the opposite, she's super funny and really energetic , she's been through unimaginable shit but she always tries to put a smile on her face an makes people smile to!!!!!

thanks for being so nice, you're such a Harmoney!!

Harmoney by friendsssssssssssssss December 11, 2018