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A person whom regards themselves as 'haxmonkey' actually would infer that this person does program but is also some goof like a monkey.

So if you're a 'haxmonkey' you might be a really good programmer but you're still a monkey on the inside.

Jim: There goes Bob again.
Sally: What's he doing now?
Jim: Well he's being a total haxmonkey again. He's goofing around after completing that new code for the website.
Sally: I have a crush on Bob.
Jim: ...

haxmonkey by The Real HaxMonkey July 11, 2009

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haxmonkey

A person who thinks they are good with computers, but isn't.

Hey, look at Joe. He's trying to program C++ with a typewriter. What a haxmonkey!

haxmonkey by Alway11 May 7, 2007

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haxmonkey

One who masturbates so frequently that they can no longer release the dogs.

Man, david is so horny hes a freakin haxmonkey!

haxmonkey by chupomigrandepetos March 5, 2011

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homonkey

a homosexual monkey, especially used for black people.

STOP RAPING THE PRISONERS, YOU FILTHY HOMONKEY!

homonkey by DarkQuans April 24, 2023

HASHmonKEY

This peculiar creature, is mostly found playing Team Fortress Classic, on the jolt servers. his hobbies are shooting rats, and spaming the red team, he also smokes alot of weed whilst playing.

Oh damn, HASHmonKEY is on, run for cover

HASHmonKEY by JoePinball September 25, 2007

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hashmonkey

Person(s) who displays monkey like charactoristics when under the influence of drugs. Hashmonkeys have no control over urges such as, grooming, flea picking, smelling, and throwing their own 'waste' at friends and famliy.

He becomes a right 'hashmonkey' sometimes.

hashmonkey by doris12345 December 13, 2008

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Harmoney

Harmoney is probably one of the most kindest person you will ever meet, all she wants to do Is make others happy!!! she may seem really shy when you first meet her but once you get close to her she's just the opposite, she's super funny and really energetic , she's been through unimaginable shit but she always tries to put a smile on her face an makes people smile to!!!!!

thanks for being so nice, you're such a Harmoney!!

Harmoney by friendsssssssssssssss December 11, 2018

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Chewed

Basically the same meaning as ate.

x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"

Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022

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Blue Movie

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.

I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.

Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011

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fache-couture

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.

1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.

fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008

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Glippy

A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.

Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”

Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.

“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”

Glippy by Wild Stoner Appears December 14, 2025

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