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a true buttface

one who only talks to their girlfriend via text message
That guy is such a halton.

Girl: I wanna go out with that guy
Friend: No dont, he is a halton
halton by Geo rules January 28, 2009
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Halton moor

Halton moor is a little place where youngsters blow up police cars,steal motorbikes and sell abit of weed. The olders of halton moor are usually quite paid but not from the best of jobs. It is filled with crackheads who have 1 shoe on and 1 shoe off AKA bobby doo, it is somewhere posh people shouldn’t walk about coz there socks will probably get taken from them.
I went to halton moor today

Jimmy Halton 

Crowd pleeza.. Number one geeza.. In his own head.

Actual definition : male in his mid 30s with at least 4 kids that he knows of with another 2 by the end of any year. Loves the sesh more than actual life and has a whispering snake tongue that will charm any bird to literally be dick - notised rather than hypnotised. Should come with a public warning.... Steer clear! Ladies, you have been warned
What a cunt.. Defo Jimmy halton. Loser, yep he's a Jimmy halton

Jimmy Halton 

Crowd pleeza.. Number one geeza.. In his own head.

Actual definition : male in his mid 30s with at least 4 kids that he knows of with another 2 by the end of any year. Loves the sesh more than actual life and has a whispering snake tongue that will charm any bird to literally be dick - notised rather than hypnotised. Should come with a public warning.... Steer clear! Ladies, you have been warned
What a cunt.. Defo Jimmy halton. Loser, yep he's a Jimmy halton

Leah Halton 

Leah Halton is the beautiful, majestic TikTok star that has over 200+ million views on her recent video which she was rubbing her nose on the camera in her car.
Did you see Leah Halton’s new video? She’s so hot!
Leah Halton by Johnny fRICKEr April 26, 2024

Haytonism 

Noun: a baseless opinion stemming from lack of knowledge and research in a field, doubled down on by the one making the claim even despite overwhelming facts against it. Named after BBC journalist Bill Hayton who makes claims such as "there was no word in the Chinese language for 'territory' until the 19th century."
A: Man, I read this book, it claims there was no word for "territory" in the Chinese language until the 19th century.

B: Bruh, that's such a stupid haytonism, damn clown whoever wrote that. The Chinese word for "territory" can be found in sources from the 11th century BC.
Haytonism by IamHanFei January 15, 2021