Haxon 

1. A person who has a very strong attraction to the Pokemon Vulpix. This fixation is so strong that the said person will engage in cybersex with an individual casting the title of said Pokemon, regardless of actual gender. Will deny any confrontation of said interaction, even when evidence such as screenshots, logs, and witnesses are present.

2. A person who, when confronted by a situation that they cannot handle, will resort to babbling incoherantly and irrelevantly, calling backup to their defense, typing in foreign language, swearing, repetition, use of the phrase "Stop contradicting yourself" out of context, banning from any electronic forum/server in which they own, or spamming. Said person cannot hold their own in acrimonious dispute, and will always resort to the tactics above as a security blanket to avoid further humiliation.

3. A person who dislikes the word Vixen.

1)
21:13:46 *** Wolf Fur Vixen giiggles as she feels Haxon's rather warm hands near her rear end "hey stop that" she laughed
21:13:50 *** Haxon continues his hand treatment and probes at her little pussy with one finger and strokes one of her six tails with one of his hands
21:13:54 Soviet Kioku: Whoah, what the fuck.
21:13:59 Soviet Kioku: I sure know when to join at the right time.
21:14:07 Soviet Kioku: First off, I'm pretty sure that Vixen guy isn't a girl. Second, take your cyber sex bullshit to PM.
21:14:15 Haxon: lol what makes you think you can tell me what to do
21:14:19 *** Wolf Fur Vixen is a girl -_-
21:14:22 Soviet Kioku: I just told you what to do, fatty. Go back to cybering with your fake internet girlfriend.
21:14:26 Wolf Fur Vixen: next thing you know he's probably going to start furbashing like he did to Lycos lol
21:14:32 Soviet Kioku: "furbashing"?
21:14:38 Haxon: Don't worry babe. I won't let him hurt you at all.
21:14:46 Soviet Kioku: Okay, no more out of you, fag. Seriously. No more out of the fake girl furry, either.
21:14:50 Haxon: lol
21:15:02 Haxon: I'll show you what happens when you start picking on me and my girl
21:15:06 Haxon: ;)
21:15:08 Admin Haxon has kicked Soviet Kioku

-Couple days later-

Haxon: lol that never happened. You guys faked that log, paid those paid to lie, and Photoshopped that screenshot. :\

2)
Person: You're an idiot. Nothing you say makes any sense.
Haxon: lol stop contradicting yourself. :\
Person: Er...what?
Haxon: I already won this flame war two years ago, due to you contradicting yourself. you must be a wombatian. :\
Person: The hell are you talking about?
Haxon: lol wombatian get new shit
Person: I'm surprised you know which way is up, with your nonsense. Did Vixen throw you into a loop?
Haxon: omg Rix halp! im in over my head! ;o
Rix: (irrelevant whining) leave haxon alone!!!!

3)
Haxon: Naruto's probably the best show on television right now.
Person: Vixen.
Haxon: omg Rix halp!

Haxon by Lumine April 13, 2008

Haxon 

A person who is overly emotional about nothing. Especially over losing over the internet. They often make excuses for their loss, or for whatever they did.

Jedil has beaten Haxon.
Jedil is done battling.
Haxon is done battling.
Haxon: JEDIL, REMATCH, NOW!
Haxon: YOU HAXED SOOOOOO FUCKING MUCH!
Haxon: I'M SO PISSED.
Jedil: DO NOT WANT!
Jedil is away.
Haxon: THAT PROVES YOU KNOW I'M BETTER THAN YOU.
Haxon has tempbanned Jedil for 1440 minutes.
Haxon has banned Jedil.
Haxon has banned Jedil.
Jedil signed off.

Haxon by -DN- October 27, 2007

Hamon 

A cool-ass superpower used to kill 3 burly half naked Aztec men and send the other one flying into space. It also almost killed a gay immortal vampire lord before he cut off his own damn head. It's so beast a nigga can manually break his arm to gum-gum rocket a bitch in the face without pain. Even Speedwagon is impressed.

Jojo! This is the last of my hamon! Take it from me!

This Araki Hirohiko guy uses hamon to stay young. Ain't that cool?

Hamon by Jotaro(Jojo)Kujo January 28, 2017

Haron 

Harons are rare. They are intelligent and kind. They are very goal-oriented and will hustle hard to achieve their dreams. Harons are very secretive but when they are already comfortable with you, they will always think out loud. They tend to be clingy and sweet sometimes. They are very honest with their words and very faithful to the ones they love. They will not hurt you and will be there for you. I guarantee you that Harons are the perfect definition of "home".

Haron is eating his lunch.

Haron by mahatma87 June 7, 2021

Hakonians 

A race of people who are all coincidentally named hakon.

i sure do wish the hakonians join the EU this year round, they would do so much good.

Hakonians by PsycheSmith August 11, 2009

Hamon Clacker Volley 

"Hamon Clacker Volley" was an improvised weapon created by Joseph Joestar in his early attempts to battle the Pillar Men. The attack was created by infusing plain American clacker toys with Hamon. The Hamon Clacker Volley is often used as a last resort, and looked down upon by Caesar Zeppeli on the first try. Often used in conjunction with the Joestar Secret Technique.

"I call this move my Hamon Clacker Volley! I start off by filling these little clacker balls here with a bit of Hamon! WOO-HA!"

Hamon Clacker Volley by thatkid_ March 16, 2020

Haxorus 

#612 in the National Dex

Haxorus (Japanese: オノノクス Ononokus) is a Dragon-type Pokémon introduced in Generation V.
It evolves from Fraxure starting at level 48. It is the final form of Axew.

Physiology
Haxorus is a bipedal Pokémon with a darkish yellow-green color covering its back and most of the front, black skin covering its torso, tail tip, and thighs, as well as red talons and claws. It has large black and red scythe like tusks coming out of its upper jaw on the side of its mouth. Haxorus has medium sized eyes with red irises and black pupils. There is ridged plate like skin going up from its back to its head region. It has solid armor and the legs and tail have a dividing line pattern. Haxorus's arms are quite small and divided in to three digits with two oval-shaped triceps and biceps and circular elbows. Haxorus's hands are small and circular with small red claws. Its legs are formidable and strong with three toed feet with a red talon on each toe.

Haxorus used outrage, you're screwed.

Haxorus by Abomasnow June 2, 2011