Hawser
Hawser by xxxceteraxxx May 13, 2010
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hauser jr high school
Hauser Jr High is the area in which the overlord Ken rules destruction down on innocent souls and David Mason partakes in annihilating the youth.
hauser jr high school by studentwholovesschool January 30, 2019
Charlotte Hauser
Charlotte Hauser by hehehehehheheh July 30, 2019
Coogie Howser
Coogie Howser by Robert Labrusca November 14, 2013
doogie howser
Coined from the 80's TV Show of the same name, a "Doogie Howser" is some kid with a genius level IQ. They generally excel in all academics, and are smarter than their peers.
Phil: Hey Steve, it's Friday night! You wanna party?
Steve: No, I need to stay in and peruse my studies. I have that Calculus exam in a week, and I need to prepare myself.
Phil: Okay Doogie Howser...have fun nerding it up!
Steve: No, I need to stay in and peruse my studies. I have that Calculus exam in a week, and I need to prepare myself.
Phil: Okay Doogie Howser...have fun nerding it up!
doogie howser by ed rogers March 23, 2005
Hooky Hamser
1) When a gentleman loves his partner very much, he demonstrates his affection by warming a bowl of mashed potato to 40 degrees celsius. He then proceeds to feed the pony with a handful of aforementioned warm potato. Should this gesture be rejected, he lovingly smears potato on his fist and hook-punches her in the growler - this is also known as an Angry Hamser.
2) Sheikh Abu Hamsa al Masri (Brap)
2) Sheikh Abu Hamsa al Masri (Brap)
Melvin was out in Hemel with this older chick the other night. Upon realising he actually really liked this girl, he decided to take her back to his mum's and perform a hooky hamser on her in the garden after warming the mash.
Hooky Hamser by Kevmon May 12, 2007
Hawsepiper
A person of high rank who did not go to college.
From sailing days when officers who use to be deck hands were asked how they got there job they replied "I climbed up the hawsepipe" (hawsepipe: the pipe that an anchor rope passes through)
From sailing days when officers who use to be deck hands were asked how they got there job they replied "I climbed up the hawsepipe" (hawsepipe: the pipe that an anchor rope passes through)
Hawsepiper by Joe Smith September 17, 2004
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
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