(noun)People who seemingly cannot function without the aid of a computer and as a result clog up social sites with useless spam-like content. This content often refers to farms, fishbowls, mob wars etc. The word is derived from Stephen Hawkings the quantum theorist regarded by many to be the smartest person in the world. However the reference is to fact that he relied on his computer to communicate due to a debilitating illness.
"I haven't been on facebook in a while because I have a couple of Hawkings filling the thing with a bunch of farmville wars crap"
by Ricky Kash March 14, 2010
Get the Hawkings mug.Biggest and Dumbest bitch i have ever seen. Has a iQ of 12 and likes to call her students Cool man, whats up DUDE!
by elda lovell May 6, 2004
Get the Hawkings mug.That feeling when you are sitting at your laptop, and you cannot be bothered to move any part of your body other than the fingers that are necessary to type.
Dude 1: Dude why are you not moving anything other than the fingers that are necessary to type
Dude 2: Dude I've got the Hawkings
Dude 2: Dude I've got the Hawkings
by TheHawkMeister February 12, 2017
Get the Hawkings mug.Based off of stephen hawking - When you in a Playstation Party Chat. Sometimes the person sounds just like Hawking. Hence the word Hawkings
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by clownphucker69 December 1, 2020
Get the Hawkings mug.I was having a Hawkins Moment during our chat about movies, too busy pondering black holes to hear what you said.
Hawkings Moment....... is when your speaking to a friend and your not really paying attention to them because you are thinking about something else, quantum physics, simple math problems, etc. "The Hawkings Moment" is when your brain decides quantum mechanics is more fascinating than your buddy's story at lunch. We all have been there nodding along while mentally calculating the probability of parallel universes.
Hawkings Moment....... is when your speaking to a friend and your not really paying attention to them because you are thinking about something else, quantum physics, simple math problems, etc. "The Hawkings Moment" is when your brain decides quantum mechanics is more fascinating than your buddy's story at lunch. We all have been there nodding along while mentally calculating the probability of parallel universes.
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Get the Hawkings Moment mug.A person who eats soup and dribbles it all down their shirt and, despite this, outright refuses to use a straw.
Oh dear, Gary is in 'Steven Hawkings soup eater' mode again, dribbling tomato soup all down his tee shirt.
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