Hawkings 

(noun)People who seemingly cannot function without the aid of a computer and as a result clog up social sites with useless spam-like content. This content often refers to farms, fishbowls, mob wars etc. The word is derived from Stephen Hawkings the quantum theorist regarded by many to be the smartest person in the world. However the reference is to fact that he relied on his computer to communicate due to a debilitating illness.

"I haven't been on facebook in a while because I have a couple of Hawkings filling the thing with a bunch of farmville wars crap"

Hawkings by Ricky Kash March 14, 2010

Hawkings 

Biggest and Dumbest bitch i have ever seen. Has a iQ of 12 and likes to call her students Cool man, whats up DUDE!

look up bitch,slut,hoe,tramp,retard,Moron.

Hawkings likes to get stuffed by math books

Hawkings by elda lovell May 6, 2004

Hawkings 

That feeling when you are sitting at your laptop, and you cannot be bothered to move any part of your body other than the fingers that are necessary to type.

Dude 1: Dude why are you not moving anything other than the fingers that are necessary to type
Dude 2: Dude I've got the Hawkings

Hawkings by TheHawkMeister February 12, 2017

Hawkings 

Based off of stephen hawking - When you in a Playstation Party Chat. Sometimes the person sounds just like Hawking. Hence the word Hawkings

Friends: Hawkings

Hawkings by clownphucker69 December 1, 2020

Hawkings Moment

Hawkings Moment (noun) a brief period of time.

I was having a Hawkins Moment during our chat about movies, too busy pondering black holes to hear what you said.

Hawkings Moment....... is when your speaking to a friend and your not really paying attention to them because you are thinking about something else, quantum physics, simple math problems, etc. "The Hawkings Moment" is when your brain decides quantum mechanics is more fascinating than your buddy's story at lunch. We all have been there nodding along while mentally calculating the probability of parallel universes.

Hawkings Moment by Dertylarry February 9, 2026

Steven Hawkings soup eater 

A person who eats soup and dribbles it all down their shirt and, despite this, outright refuses to use a straw.

Oh dear, Gary is in 'Steven Hawkings soup eater' mode again, dribbling tomato soup all down his tee shirt.

Steven Hawkings soup eater by Terence Dactyl July 5, 2014

Stephen Hawkings' football boots

Describing something that is absolutely useless or pointless.

That'll come in as handy as stephen hawkings' football boots.

Stephen Hawkings' football boots by Conley9 September 28, 2009