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hautai

One of the most outrageous and ambitious women you will ever find!

We all need a Hautai in our lives, she will guide you and help you anyway she can
Hautai is amazing
by apple1985 August 1, 2023
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Hautian Hoochie

ho-SHIN HOOCH-ee –noun

A class of female currently residing in Terre Haute, Indiana, usually between the ages of 16 and 24. They can be identified by their enthusiastic use of facial cosmetics, skin which is tanned to an excessive degree, and an IQ approximately equal to that of the Hexaprotodon Liberiensis, otherwise known as the Pygmy Hippopotamus.

(Note: Upon exceeding their expiration date, the female will increase in bodily volume at an exponential rate.)
Mark: "Dude! check out the basket of buns at 2 o'clock"

Winston: "The specimen in question appears to be a Hautian Hoochie. I would advise the classic 'Pump then Jump' maneuver."
by Hero523 August 4, 2007
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haitai

A wonderful song featuring cute lol- I mean fine ladies as well as having the ability to raise my PP
HAITAI~ (HAITAI) NAN KURUU NAI SAI
HAITAI~ (HAITAI) YASASHII
by ayayaa ayuyuu May 15, 2018
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Hawtai

when you rub one out while behind the wheel of a Chinese knockoff
That Hawtai was so Smoke n' Dope.
by Shougo June 14, 2022
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haultail

Redneck way to describe going very fast - a mixture of "hightail" and "haul ass"
Man, I just found out flip-flops are on sale fer a dollar at the walmarts so I'm gonna haultail it up there to go look at me some shoes.
by Bullistic268 February 22, 2010
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hautian

A native of Terre Haute. These people are among the slowest humans on the planet both mentally and physically. They enjoy mullets, walmart, and romantic dinners at the Ponderosa steakhouse. They have trouble properly operating automobiles and like to leave appliances in the street.
Wow, I didn't know Jones is a hautian
by Crazy Hautian May 12, 2004
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hantai

hantai is a misspelling of the word hentai which means pervert in japanese. This misspelling is often done by people who act like they don't know what hentai is. Usually these people know alot about anime, hentai porn etc, but don't want the world to know so they hide it behind pretending to be stupid. Which such a common used word on the internet... yeah right...how the heck do you misspell that?
Whenever someone is talking about their favourite anime . "Oh you guys are watching hantai... lol. Losers!!!"
by aendy April 10, 2016
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