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hautism
The doctor diagnosed my nephew with autism,. Personally, I believe it's hautism cuz my nephew's brain works much faster than mine.
hautism by Aliza Amihude November 2, 2006
hautism
The inherent sexiness of autistics; a condition, comorbid with autism spectrum disorders, of being possessed with rampant and uncontrollable sex appeal.
Caiseal Mor's dreadlocks and elaborate imaginary worlds excite and arouse me; he's got high-functioning hautism.
Amanda Baggs is a hautism self advocate; I like a woman with convictions.
Did you see the love scene in Mixed Bloods' "On the Spectrum?". So hautistic.
We decided to piss off that quack Andrew Wakefield by having a hautistic love-in on his front lawn.
Amanda Baggs is a hautism self advocate; I like a woman with convictions.
Did you see the love scene in Mixed Bloods' "On the Spectrum?". So hautistic.
We decided to piss off that quack Andrew Wakefield by having a hautistic love-in on his front lawn.
hautism by FrenteLiberaciondesFreaks February 19, 2012
Hatism
Hatism is a religion created by two 8th grade students. This religion worships hats, hoods and beanies for protecting our heads from the dangerous climate. We as humans have the right to religion, and school districts and deny that, with our religion we can wear hoods, hats and beanies in classrooms without consequences.
Hatism by TheBestHattist August 27, 2019
Hartism
A statement, said with such profound confidence that the listener takes it to be the truth. The statement is likely to be untrue. Usually on obscure facts, that most people are unsure of.
Haetism
The belief that religion is a load of rubbish, and if any god(s) exist, that we can deal with them when/if they turn up, not before.
Haetism by Jeff Parker November 5, 2006
hatism
Aisha does hatism.
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Palmela Handerson
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