Hautism 

Elon Musk

I was diagnosed with hautism after watching Elon launch his load into space!!

Hautism by Darthwitt June 26, 2021

hautism 

The belief that autistic children are more advanced than other children

The doctor diagnosed my nephew with autism,. Personally, I believe it's hautism cuz my nephew's brain works much faster than mine.

hautism by Aliza Amihude November 2, 2006

hautism 

The inherent sexiness of autistics; a condition, comorbid with autism spectrum disorders, of being possessed with rampant and uncontrollable sex appeal.

Caiseal Mor's dreadlocks and elaborate imaginary worlds excite and arouse me; he's got high-functioning hautism.

Amanda Baggs is a hautism self advocate; I like a woman with convictions.

Did you see the love scene in Mixed Bloods' "On the Spectrum?". So hautistic.

We decided to piss off that quack Andrew Wakefield by having a hautistic love-in on his front lawn.

hautism by FrenteLiberaciondesFreaks February 19, 2012

Hatism 

Hatism is a religion created by two 8th grade students. This religion worships hats, hoods and beanies for protecting our heads from the dangerous climate. We as humans have the right to religion, and school districts and deny that, with our religion we can wear hoods, hats and beanies in classrooms without consequences.

"Do you support Hatism?"
"It's a bit odd but they have their right to religion so yeah."

Hatism by TheBestHattist August 27, 2019

Hartism 

A statement, said with such profound confidence that the listener takes it to be the truth. The statement is likely to be untrue. Usually on obscure facts, that most people are unsure of.

Person: "Hey, do you know what the capital of Botswana?"

Hartism: "It's Mbabane. I'm sure of it. I read it somewhere."

Hartism by Razgriz91 February 20, 2010

Haetism 

The belief that religion is a load of rubbish, and if any god(s) exist, that we can deal with them when/if they turn up, not before.

John's Haetism was quickly squashed when God appeared at the door and asked to borrow some sugar.

Haetism by Jeff Parker November 5, 2006

hatism 

The opposite of favouritism- choosing the person you like least and lecturing them

Aisha does hatism.

hatism by Safba June 11, 2017