hatey boner
hatey boner by Qale January 18, 2009
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hate boner
When your hatred towards someone or something is so much and so obsessive, it's rather suggestive and often times freaky and unhealthy.
Person 1: I fucking hate your guts dude!
Person 2: ...bruh, get over your hate boner already. It's been a full year.
Person 2: ...bruh, get over your hate boner already. It's been a full year.
hate boner by bumerhoomorr34 January 27, 2021
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hate boner
a feeling that is to hatred what a boner is to sexual desire; a compelling hatred; a hatred that results in a desire to act or speak out against the object
hate boner by Shannon Murphy December 23, 2007
hate-boner
hate-boner by rosietheamazon October 22, 2011
hate boner
1. having an unrelenting, sometimes irrational, hate for something. Very over the top.
2. power tripping and wielding that power, usually fucking you or another person over
3. in usage, can be gauged on a personal scale. ie. footlong, veiny boner= a lot of hate vs. half-mast boner=sort of hate/average dislike.
2. power tripping and wielding that power, usually fucking you or another person over
3. in usage, can be gauged on a personal scale. ie. footlong, veiny boner= a lot of hate vs. half-mast boner=sort of hate/average dislike.
EXAMPLES:
1. Dude... That Hitler fella had a huge hate boner for the Jews. And the Gypsies. And the Slavs.
2. Person 1: How'd you feel about those questions the prof asked you?
Person 2: Maaaannnn.... They were terrible. That prof has a raging hate boner for me.
3a. I seriously hate that guy. I'm talking veiny, viagra fueled, never-ending hate boner.
3b. Person 1: Seriously, I have a raging hate boner for that douche.
Person 2: Meh, I'm only at half-mast hate boner for him. Closer to that "seeing an ugly chick naked" semi-chub of a hate boner.
1. Dude... That Hitler fella had a huge hate boner for the Jews. And the Gypsies. And the Slavs.
2. Person 1: How'd you feel about those questions the prof asked you?
Person 2: Maaaannnn.... They were terrible. That prof has a raging hate boner for me.
3a. I seriously hate that guy. I'm talking veiny, viagra fueled, never-ending hate boner.
3b. Person 1: Seriously, I have a raging hate boner for that douche.
Person 2: Meh, I'm only at half-mast hate boner for him. Closer to that "seeing an ugly chick naked" semi-chub of a hate boner.
hate boner by B-radC 2012 February 17, 2010
Hate Boner
When you lovingly hate each other. Sometimes involving the point of wanting to kiss your mortal enemy.
Hate boner (heɪt ˈboʊnər)
Person 1: fuck you
Person 2: fuck you too ;)
Person 1: I love you
Person 2: fuck you bitch
Person 1: but I'm saying something nice
Person 1: I don't care ;)
Person 1: fuck you
Person 2: fuck you too ;)
Person 1: I love you
Person 2: fuck you bitch
Person 1: but I'm saying something nice
Person 1: I don't care ;)
Hate Boner by LoliBait March 13, 2022
Hate Boner
(noun) a hatred so evident it simulates a similar desire of a sexual aspiration. In other words, what Nathan has for Rudy Gobert.
Nathan: HAHAHHAHAHA LOOK AT THIS LOSER HAHAHAHAH BUM HAHAHAHAH HE SUCKS SO MUCH (24/7)
Angelo: Chill out with the hate boner, bro.
Angelo: Chill out with the hate boner, bro.
Hate Boner by VeanSSJ5 March 29, 2022
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