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I was going to have an 8 Way with your mom but now I’m so pissed off im going to have a hateway. It refers to an angry 8 way. Thank you JR
hateway by VermontFish March 2, 2018
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hatewatch 

Watching a TV show or movie that you hate because you hate it.

Usage note: hatewatching is distinct from enjoying a guilty pleasure, wherein you like something despite its obvious badness. A hatewatched show is one the viewer genuinely despises but cannot stop watching. This could be because it is so "important" they feel they have to, because it has enough promise that they hope it gets better, because it's so well-crafted in it's terribleness that the badness itself is noteworthy, or because they enjoy the adrenaline that pure revulsion can bring. Whatever the reason, the hatewatcher can't look away from the trainwreck.
"Hey, why do you watch every episode of The Newsroom if you think it's so bad?"
"I'm hatewatching it, hoping it achieves self-awareness."
hatewatch by beatnikherbie August 26, 2013

Hatewagon 

The act of hating something and having someone else hate the same thing, causing an infinite influence.
I remember that my friend joined in on that hatewagon.
Hatewagon by BrosifJoseph February 5, 2017

hatewatch 

Following someone on social media closely although you don't like them. Could be for many reasons:

- A frenemy laying low, acting normal
- Collecting tea to gossip/talk shit
- Finding (reaching) for justification to not like them
- Jealous of them so you study everything about them
- Scared of them so you pay attention to their schedule and friends to avoid them
- Evil so you pay attention to their schedule and friends to plot something manipulative

- Making sure they're not talking shit because you have a chip on your shoulder

- Hoping for schadenfreude

For whatever reason, know thy enemy. "Keep your friends close but your enemies closer."
Carl is so self-absorbed. I'd unfollow him but I'm not done hatewatching.

Lina used to react to my stories but now she just hatewatches.

I don't even know why she requested to follow me. I think she just wants to hatewatch.
hatewatch by TMZreporter February 11, 2020

Hatewatch 

Hatewatch is when you are watching a television program even though you tell everyone that it's stupid and you hate it.
An example of hatewatch is watching big brother (cause i no nobody realy likes it)
Hatewatch by jphw March 25, 2009

Hatewave 

A.K.A. Nuclear Hatewave:

A harsh and modern form of musical performance which reflects the unforgiving physical and social climates of Northern Canada.
Hatewave is a derivitive of an ancient Carrier-Tsek'ehne ceremony performed to expel hate from the earth and drive away evil lurkers while inviting noble spirits to dwell within the local community.
The music is an intense and focused sound made by a large variety of sources.
The style has been revived in Southern Ontario by a group of anthropologists known as the MolokoVellocet group, among others.
"I feel dirty and violated. I need to go to a hatewave"

"Hey, do you have any hatewave CD's?"

"ha na lhe oos ke
e ji’ult’oh
sub tembur 2 des
nated nassau 1904
whu ut ja
1905 whu bidduddassu"
Hatewave by Haarv September 1, 2006

Hatewatch 

Watching a sporting event hoping a player gets injuries while losing.
I’m going to hatewatch Tom Brady in the Super Bowl
Hatewatch by Bfunkadelia February 3, 2019
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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