Definitions by jphw

Phonesia 

Phonesia pronounsed (fo nee' zhuh)

The affliction of dialing a phone number and forgeting whom you were calling just as they answer.

You type in your freinds number and call it and just as they are answer you get phonesia and can't remember who it is.

Phonesia by jphw March 25, 2009

Telecrasination 

Telecrasination pronounsed
(tel e kras tin ay' shun)

The act of always letting the phone ring at least twice before you pick it up, even when you're only siz inches away.

Your sitting in you living room, and the phone rings,but you don't answer it until its rung around 2-3 times. Telecrasination.

Telecrasination by jphw March 25, 2009

Hatewatch 

Hatewatch is when you are watching a television program even though you tell everyone that it's stupid and you hate it.

An example of hatewatch is watching big brother (cause i no nobody realy likes it)

Hatewatch by jphw March 25, 2009

Comeondowns

Comeondowns pronounced (kum on downs)
Depression resulting from knowing all the answers to a game show while confined in your living room.

Comeondowns is when a person who is sitting at home watching a game show shouting out the answers

Comeondowns by jphw March 24, 2009

Idiolocation 

Idiolocation: The spot on a map marked you are here

Idiolocation is when your looking at a map andd on it has a marker saying you are here

Idiolocation by jphw March 24, 2009

Yaffle 

Yaffle: Spaeaking loudly to foreigners as if it somehow makes you easier to understand.

A foreign person come up to you pointing at a map and saying the name of the place in a foreign accent and you start shouting directions at them. Yaffle

Yaffle by jphw March 24, 2009

Woshambo 

Wo Sham Bo is a game which is were two or more induviduals take it in turns to kick each other in the nuts the first person to fall over is the loser.

An example of this is in the south park episode "Mecha Streisand" where Cartman chalanges Kyle to a game of woshambo (pronounced as Wo Sham Bo)to try and get something from him.

Woshambo by jphw March 3, 2009