Hatewatch is when you are watching a television program even though you tell everyone that it's stupid and you hate it.
An example of hatewatch is watching big brother (cause i no nobody realy likes it)
Phonesia pronounsed (fo nee' zhuh)
The affliction of dialing a phone number and forgeting whom you were calling just as they answer.
You type in your freinds number and call it and just as they are answer you get phonesia and can't remember who it is.
Idiolocation: The spot on a map marked you are here
Idiolocation is when your looking at a map andd on it has a marker saying you are here
Comeondowns pronounced (kum on downs)
Depression resulting from knowing all the answers to a game show while confined in your living room.
Comeondowns is when a person who is sitting at home watching a game show shouting out the answers
Wo Sham Bo is a game which is were two or more induviduals take it in turns to kick each other in the nuts the first person to fall over is the loser.
An example of this is in the south park episode "Mecha Streisand" where Cartman chalanges Kyle to a game of woshambo (pronounced as Wo Sham Bo)to try and get something from him.
Curcumvaculate pronounsed (sur kum vak yew late)
To remain in a stationary position while vacuuming in a circle around yourself
Circumvaculate: Your vacuuming in your living room and not paying attention because your watching T.V so your just vacuuming in a circle around you.
Buy a
Circumvaculate
mug!
Yaffle: Spaeaking loudly to foreigners as if it somehow makes you easier to understand.
A foreign person come up to you pointing at a map and saying the name of the place in a foreign accent and you start shouting directions at them. Yaffle
