Hatewatch is when you are watching a television program even though you tell everyone that it's stupid and you hate it.
by jphw March 25, 2009
A foreign person come up to you pointing at a map and saying the name of the place in a foreign accent and you start shouting directions at them. Yaffle
by jphw March 24, 2009
Telecrasination pronounsed
(tel e kras tin ay' shun)
The act of always letting the phone ring at least twice before you pick it up, even when you're only siz inches away.
(tel e kras tin ay' shun)
The act of always letting the phone ring at least twice before you pick it up, even when you're only siz inches away.
Your sitting in you living room, and the phone rings,but you don't answer it until its rung around 2-3 times. Telecrasination.
by jphw March 25, 2009
Comeondowns pronounced (kum on downs)
Depression resulting from knowing all the answers to a game show while confined in your living room.
Depression resulting from knowing all the answers to a game show while confined in your living room.
by jphw March 24, 2009
Wo Sham Bo is a game which is were two or more induviduals take it in turns to kick each other in the nuts the first person to fall over is the loser.
An example of this is in the south park episode "Mecha Streisand" where Cartman chalanges Kyle to a game of woshambo (pronounced as Wo Sham Bo)to try and get something from him.
by jphw March 03, 2009
Phonesia pronounsed (fo nee' zhuh)
The affliction of dialing a phone number and forgeting whom you were calling just as they answer.
The affliction of dialing a phone number and forgeting whom you were calling just as they answer.
You type in your freinds number and call it and just as they are answer you get phonesia and can't remember who it is.
by jphw March 25, 2009
by jphw March 24, 2009