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hateranonymi 

those randoms who show up on your website and make scathing off-base comments under the guise of being some no-name you don't know and will never know.
i got a non-sequiter from some hateranonymi spurring off-topic rantifications on my site.
hateranonymi by monsterinc December 15, 2008

handwagon 

(n.) handout bandwagon - the inexorable draw to ask for money because everyone else is.
GM and Chrysler joined the handwagon last fall, flying to Washington in private jets to go beg for bailout money.

People who hate middle-aged white males are usually the first ones on the handwagon to get tax dollars reallocated by the government.

Peter jumped on the handwagon the other day by pocketing his mortgage payment for 3 months and quitting his job. Now that he's missed a couple payments, he's living large! His loan has been refinanced, and he gets unemployment and welfare from the government. He just sits around all day looking at p0rn on the intertube.
handwagon by MushiMushi June 4, 2009

homewagoner 

A person who joins the bandwagon of a sports team from his own city.
Person 1: Yo, did you see how hyped Chris was at the Heat game?
Person 2: Nah, forget him. He's just a homewagoner.
homewagoner by sonicbash206 January 3, 2015

Haywagon 

A most admirable, desirable, intelligent, attractive person whom most look up to. To call someone a Haywagon is among the greatest of compliments in most cultures. EVERYONE WANTS TO BE A HAYWAGON!
"That Gandhi sure was a haywagon!"

"Haywagon! Could you help me with things I cannot do myself?"
Haywagon by EOTE July 7, 2013
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
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New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
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