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Hatester 

someone who sucks and cant ever say anything positive ever. an angry hipster, and product of self loathing that ensued after years and years hating.

any average hipster coming down off a night of cocaine use and the beers all gone and its too late to buy more.
i made this hatester some breakfast once, including omelet with cheese potatoes and bacon, english muffins and fruit.
Hatester by civilian601 June 21, 2012
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hatester 

Like a hipster, except a hatester "hated" something before it was popular to hate that particular product or service. A hatester refuses to see any value in a product or service that has good qualities because of real or perceived flaws which are typically minor in overall scope.
"As a hatester, I hate Mass Effect 2 since its story is non-existent except for the parts that flesh out the characters and the universe in a way that enriches the experience of the franchise. It's now popular to hate on Bioware, so I'm going to say that Mass Effect 2 isn't worth playing at all despite its universal praise when the game came out and its numerous Game of the Year awards by respectable outlets such as Giant Bomb."
hatester by lumpofcole April 26, 2012

Hatesiated 

/hate-SHEE-ate-ed/

When you are angry and hate everyone and everything after you eat. The opposite of hangry or satiated.
"I shouldn't have had all those nachos. I feel hatesiated."

Hatesitation 

The moment your cell rings and it is someone you don't like or want to talk to , and you have to decide if it is worth putting up with their voice mail,text/email later or just getting it over with and answering the call.
Cell: Ring, ring

Me: Ah man, it is ---------- I don't want to talk to him right now,but he will just leave a long rambling message or text me a hundred times so I will answer and get it over with. I guess the Hatesitation rules in his favor ....
Hatesitation by Drpthy April 10, 2011

hatesterbate 

Masturbating in reaction to being angry at another person.
Gretchen was such a bitch on their second date that Dave cut the whole thing short, and promptly went home to hatesterbate.
hatesterbate by plasmaXwisp August 14, 2016

Hatester 

The word hatester is often used as a pejorative to describe someone who is pretentious or overly trendy, and cannot be happy for those who don't agree with them.
Heather and Alex are hatesters.
Hatester by Galante November 2, 2018
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