hatescroll

Scrolling through a social media app and looking at posts that you hate because you hate them.

Usage note: hatescrolling is distinct from enjoying a guilty pleasure, wherein you like something despite its obvious badness. A hatescrolled social media account or app is one the viewer genuinely despises but cannot stop scrolling. This could be because it is so "important" they feel they have to because it has enough promise that they hope it gets better, because it's so well-crafted in its terribleness that the badness itself is noteworthy, or because they enjoy the adrenaline that pure revulsion can bring. Whatever the reason, the hatescroller can't look away from the trainwreck.

Frequently hatescrolled accounts might include wanna-be hipster accounts, celebrities (for example: Kim Kardashian's Instagram), or politicians (for example: Donald Trump's Twitter).

"Hey, why do you keep following Donald Trump's Twitter account if it makes you angry?"

"I'm hatescrolling it, I just can't look away."

hatescroll by frequentworduser June 10, 2019

Hopescrolling 

/Hōp-ˈskrōl-iNG/
Verb
The act of consciously looking/consuming content that would serve to uplift one's general mood or views.

James: Hey man, what are you watching?

Micheal: It's a Tiktok, they're working to reforest a burnt down section of The Amazon.

James: Well, Hopescrolling is better than Doomscrolling I guess.

Hopescrolling by RandomPoster24 August 21, 2023

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004