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hate-bate 

Just like hate sex, but the masturbation version.
God that bitch is so stupid. I think I'm gonna hate-bate to her.
hate-bate by NotMyRealNameDerp December 4, 2010
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When you ejaculate onto the photograph of your ex-girlfriend.
Man, I did a hate bate on my ex last night. Bitch got an eye full.
Hate bate by DJ Spigga 4 Lyfe July 9, 2012
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bate and hate 

The period of intense self-loathing that occurs after you jerk off to pictures of a girl you wanted to bang but didn't. With or without crying, though generally followed by a bleakness of soul and a strong desire to listen to the cure. Commonly used by its acronym, B&H
Jake: How was your night last night?
Tim: ...
Jake: Not again, man.
Tim: I couldn't help it.
Jake: Man the fuck up.
Tim: Like you never bate and hate?
Jake: I wouldn't tell you if i did.

Tim: Bro, I thought we were friends.
Jake: There's some thing friends don't talk about, Tim. We're men, aren't we? We fuck and punch stuff, we don't B&H. Jesus.
Tim: Whatever, Robert Smith is cool.
Jake: I'm gonna B&H your mom for that, you bastard.

<a fight ensued>

hatebate 

To sexually please one's self while hating the object of pleasure. The inevitable result of Heidi Pratt's appearance in Playboy.
I'll probably hatebate to Heidi Pratt's appearance in Playboy.
hatebate by jagnutz August 8, 2009

Hatebate 

When you hate yourself but don't want to do anything to change so you masterbate to make the pain go away but hate yourself more after.
My life's a dumpster fire and I hate myself, better go hatebate.
Hatebate by Dumpster fire 72 January 3, 2017
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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