Hamster Hatchery

An onion ass with such high capacity that two hamsters can mate in it's warmth, and deliver a full litter of hamsters out of its asshole

"OMG, have you seen Nicky Minajs ass? It's a total hamster hatchery!"

by Superpickle January 11, 2017

criminal hatchery

Another name for a woman who continually has babies that eventually end up in gangs etc. and who are destined to be burdens on society, and in prison.

Velveeta is pregnant again. Her first 8 kids are all in prison. What a criminal hatchery.

by mike87111 September 7, 2011

Nigger Hatchery

A large, low-income apartment complex subsidized by Section 8 Federal dollars with a lot of kids running around. Apartment complex characterized by violent crime such as murder, armed robbery and car jacking.

There were two different murders this week at that nigger hatchery on Grandboro Lane. Bad fucking place, better stay away

by Deepn Her November 8, 2022

Tuna Hatchery

Another term for a vagina. Usually one that is smelly because it hasn't been washed in a while. The smell usually resembles that of tuna.

Wow, your mom sure has a stinky tuna hatchery!

by edguyfan March 13, 2017

Demon Hatcher

A person or sentient being which uncontrollably and continuously manifests and/or creates their own insecurities and doubts, resulting in disaster or great lose of self being or the welfare of others involved.

I manifest and create so many of my own demons I’m a professional Demon Hatcher

by Master Wallen May 17, 2021

hatcher isolation

A common practice at the University of Michigan in Ann Arbor, Michigan. The process of studying in complete social isolation, with only your books and some (disallowed) food and drink, for hours on end, for midterms or other GPA-necessary assignments.

(Background: The Hatcher Graduate Library is actually an interconnected set of two buildings, Hatcher North and Hatcher South. It is possible to get lost in the stacks even with the guidelines on the floor, as many freshmen do. There are numerous small study rooms in the corridors, called study carrels, and are generally occupied (even when in the most obscure of areas) by undergraduate upperclassmen that have explored (and survived) the Hatcher stacks.)

Mike has been in hatcher isolation for the past week; I haven't seen him for days. That midterm must really be hard.

by Wolverine September 26, 2004

Teri Hatcher

The second most hottest and godly woman in the world after Eva Longoria, portrays "Susan Mayer" on Desperate Housewives. Also played "Lois Lane" on the late '90s sitcom "Lois and Clark".

It would be my ultimate dream of running into Teri Hatcher sometime and having fun together.

by Piranha July 7, 2006