Hamster Hatchery
An onion ass with such high capacity that two hamsters can mate in it's warmth, and deliver a full litter of hamsters out of its asshole
Hamster Hatchery by Superpickle January 11, 2017
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criminal hatchery
Another name for a woman who continually has babies that eventually end up in gangs etc. and who are destined to be burdens on society, and in prison.
criminal hatchery by mike87111 September 7, 2011
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Nigger Hatchery
A large, low-income apartment complex subsidized by Section 8 Federal dollars with a lot of kids running around. Apartment complex characterized by violent crime such as murder, armed robbery and car jacking.
There were two different murders this week at that nigger hatchery on Grandboro Lane. Bad fucking place, better stay away
Nigger Hatchery by Deepn Her November 8, 2022
Tuna Hatchery
Another term for a vagina. Usually one that is smelly because it hasn't been washed in a while. The smell usually resembles that of tuna.
Tuna Hatchery by edguyfan March 13, 2017
Demon Hatcher
A person or sentient being which uncontrollably and continuously manifests and/or creates their own insecurities and doubts, resulting in disaster or great lose of self being or the welfare of others involved.
Demon Hatcher by Master Wallen May 17, 2021
hatcher isolation
A common practice at the University of Michigan in Ann Arbor, Michigan. The process of studying in complete social isolation, with only your books and some (disallowed) food and drink, for hours on end, for midterms or other GPA-necessary assignments.
(Background: The Hatcher Graduate Library is actually an interconnected set of two buildings, Hatcher North and Hatcher South. It is possible to get lost in the stacks even with the guidelines on the floor, as many freshmen do. There are numerous small study rooms in the corridors, called study carrels, and are generally occupied (even when in the most obscure of areas) by undergraduate upperclassmen that have explored (and survived) the Hatcher stacks.)
(Background: The Hatcher Graduate Library is actually an interconnected set of two buildings, Hatcher North and Hatcher South. It is possible to get lost in the stacks even with the guidelines on the floor, as many freshmen do. There are numerous small study rooms in the corridors, called study carrels, and are generally occupied (even when in the most obscure of areas) by undergraduate upperclassmen that have explored (and survived) the Hatcher stacks.)
Mike has been in hatcher isolation for the past week; I haven't seen him for days. That midterm must really be hard.
hatcher isolation by Wolverine September 26, 2004
Teri Hatcher
The second most hottest and godly woman in the world after Eva Longoria, portrays "Susan Mayer" on Desperate Housewives. Also played "Lois Lane" on the late '90s sitcom "Lois and Clark".
Teri Hatcher by Piranha July 7, 2006
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hey let's get a drink of that?
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fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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