Definitions by mike87111

Niqqer 

(noun) Exact same meaning as the word "nigger."

Replacing the "gg" with "qq" allows the word to used in an online post without (currently) having your post automatically censored; marked for approval by a board moderator; or banned outright.

If Trayvon had just stayed home once he got there -- instead of going back to attack Zimmerman -- that stupid niqqer would still be alive.

Niqqer by mike87111 June 15, 2018

Alabama ding dong 

(noun) a person from Alabama who irritates you.

A play on words from the famous song by The Edsels: Rama Lama Ding Dong

(as you're leaving the football stadium after Alabama just annihilated your team & their fans are rubbing it in): "Just ignore those Alabama ding dongs."

Alabama ding dong by mike87111 June 15, 2018

gonor-rihanna 

(noun) A combination of the words "gonorrhea" and "Rihanna."

A disease that a hot-chick may have because she gets around too much.

Why don't you ask her out -- she's hot! "She's probably got gonor-rihanna, that's why. She's been with half the guys in my frat!"

gonor-rihanna by mike87111 June 15, 2018

the doll house

A prison for woman inmates.

Whatever happened to Barb after she got caught shoplifting again?

"They finally sent her away. She's at the doll house upstate. Won't get out for 2 years."

the doll house by mike87111 April 16, 2014

ig-nig 

To do something that is incredibly stupid.
Short for "ignorant nigger."

What did Trayvon get arrested for?

"Robbing a bank. His get-away car ran out of gas 4 blocks from the bank.

"LOL. What an ig-nig!

ig-nig by mike87111 December 15, 2013

Sam Itch 

What a white person "hears" when a black person asks him to get them a sandwich.

Can someone tell me where I can find 'Sam Itch' ?"

"No one by that name works here. Who told you that he was down here?"

LeBron asks me to come down here and get Sam Itch.

"He probably said for you to come down here and get him a "sandwich" -- they're over there in the refrigerator. He usualy gets a ham & cheese."

Sam Itch by mike87111 November 23, 2013

creeps 

How low-intelligent people pronouce the word "crepes."

What you got there?

"Creeps -- it's a fancy type of donut."

creeps by mike87111 November 23, 2013