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Pho Bias

What an ignorant person thinks the word "phobias" reads as.
"Did 'Len Bias' have a brother named 'Pho?' "

I don't think so .. why do you ask?

There's something in the newspaper about 'Pho Bias."

Let me see ... (reads paper) ... that's "phobias" you idiot! It means to be afraid of something.
by mike87111 November 22, 2013
mugGet the Pho Biasmug.

palm jockeys

At an event (public, private, a party, etc.) where someone speaks (small speech; gives a toast; etc.) and everyone in the audience applauds automatically--in a kiss-ass sort of way.

"Palm" refers to clapping with your hands / palms, and jockey is just a sarcastic way to refer to the audience who are applauding.
When Obama gave his speech, it was interrupted, every few seconds, by the applause from the Kool-Aid drinking crowd...to which Mike uttered, sarcastically: "What a bunch of palm jockeys."
by mike87111 April 19, 2010
mugGet the palm jockeysmug.

tur-uh-bull

How feral, ignorant, uneducated people pronounce the word "terrible."
"Tanisha's baby-daddy #4 won't give her any money for diapers. He knows that she can't buy them with her food stamps!"

That's just tur-uh-bull. Her three other baby-daddies give her drugs to sell so she can buy diapers for their kids.
by mike87111 October 29, 2012
mugGet the tur-uh-bullmug.

Ugly-Baby-Syndrome

(n) refers to females who -because something belongs to them, or they created something (a baby) - cannot step back and see that it is hideous-looking and repulsive to most everyone else (and especially men) who look at the same thing.

Named after the medically known fact that the majority of women who birth ugly babies believe that this said baby is absolutely beautiful.
Do you see Tanisha's new baby?

"Yes. Man, is that thing butt-ugly or what? And she keeps going on and on and on about how it's the most beautiful baby that she's ever seen."

She's got Ugly-Baby-Syndrome, for sure! She does the same thing with her hideous-looking shoes too -- she's always wearing some ugly heels and she thinks they're beautiful.
by mike87111 October 28, 2013
mugGet the Ugly-Baby-Syndromemug.

Facebook Fat

A girl who spends so much time on Facebook, that she gets fat from lack of exercise.
Tiffany use to be so cute, but then she got Facebook Fat. She spends all her spare time on that site.
by mike87111 May 11, 2011
mugGet the Facebook Fatmug.

bloater

(n) a fat white woman who votes for a canditate; usually for no other reason than they find that candidate attractive.

A combination of the two words "bloat" and "voter".
In all actuality, it was not the blacks or the Latinos who put Obama into Office -- it was the stupid bloaters.

"Bloaters?"

You know ... the fat, lazy, ugly, ignorant, never-held- a-job women who just sit at home and watch TV all day.

"Oh, I know the type. The ones that fantasize about Obama F-ing them, because no one else will."

You got it.
by mike87111 November 11, 2013
mugGet the bloatermug.

welfare rich

A male who intentionally impregnates a number of different baby mammas so that he can split the welfare benefits from each of them, which enables him to gross thousands of dollars per month in free Government handouts and via scams run by using the children's Social Security numbers.
I just ran into Trayvon at WalMart. He must have had at least $1000 worth of steak in his shopping cart! Where does he work to afford all of that?

"He doesn't work. He's welfare rich and a proud member of The Obama 47%. He's got 8 kids by 4 different baby mammas and they all get $700 a month in food stamps. Plus, they sell the kids Social Security numbers to working relatives so they can get more back in their tax returns. And, they run an Earned Income Credit scam every April to get over $5,000 back from the IRS."
by mike87111 September 27, 2012
mugGet the welfare richmug.

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