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LeBron is a self-centered asshole because he was raised by a welfare-whore mom and lived in a baby-daddy-less home.
by mike87111 June 15, 2011
Get the baby-daddy-less mug.Whatever happened to Barb after she got caught shoplifting again?
"They finally sent her away. She's at the doll house upstate. Won't get out for 2 years."
"They finally sent her away. She's at the doll house upstate. Won't get out for 2 years."
by mike87111 April 16, 2014
Get the the doll house mug.a female who votes, based on emotion and/or her "crush" on a particular candidate and not based on any facts, policies, etc. of a politician.
I went to the Obama rally with my girlfriend. I've never seen so many twat voters in my entire life. They were gushing over him like he was their favorite vibrator.
by mike87111 October 26, 2012
Get the twat voter mug.(v) when a scum bag, who deserves to killed, dies by an unknown assailant
In reference to Dexter Morgan, the protagonist on the hugely popular Showtime series "Dexter."
In reference to Dexter Morgan, the protagonist on the hugely popular Showtime series "Dexter."
I can't believe that they are prosecuting George for killing Trayvon.
I know, it was just a matter of time before someone would have Dexter Morgan'd his punk ass.
I know, it was just a matter of time before someone would have Dexter Morgan'd his punk ass.
by mike87111 January 12, 2013
Get the Dexter Morgan'd mug.Tiffany use to be so cute, but then she got Facebook Fat. She spends all her spare time on that site.
by mike87111 May 11, 2011
Get the Facebook Fat mug.What did Trayvon get arrested for?
"Robbing a bank. His get-away car ran out of gas 4 blocks from the bank.
"LOL. What an ig-nig!
"Robbing a bank. His get-away car ran out of gas 4 blocks from the bank.
"LOL. What an ig-nig!
by mike87111 December 15, 2013
Get the ig-nig mug.Can someone tell me where I can find 'Sam Itch' ?"
"No one by that name works here. Who told you that he was down here?"
LeBron asks me to come down here and get Sam Itch.
"He probably said for you to come down here and get him a "sandwich" -- they're over there in the refrigerator. He usualy gets a ham & cheese."
"No one by that name works here. Who told you that he was down here?"
LeBron asks me to come down here and get Sam Itch.
"He probably said for you to come down here and get him a "sandwich" -- they're over there in the refrigerator. He usualy gets a ham & cheese."
by mike87111 November 23, 2013
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