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twat voter

a female who votes, based on emotion and/or her "crush" on a particular candidate and not based on any facts, policies, etc. of a politician.
I went to the Obama rally with my girlfriend. I've never seen so many twat voters in my entire life. They were gushing over him like he was their favorite vibrator.
by mike87111 October 26, 2012
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the doll house

A prison for woman inmates.
Whatever happened to Barb after she got caught shoplifting again?

"They finally sent her away. She's at the doll house upstate. Won't get out for 2 years."
by mike87111 April 16, 2014
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Trout Pout

When girls, in an attempt to look naive, innocent, and a victim--usually in court, and in front of a judge--open their eyes real wide and push their lips out and in a frown; thereby looking like a fish.
The stupid judge fell for Tiffany's "trout pout" and sentenced her to probation for shoplifting all of that makeup at Wal-Mart.
by mike87111 July 29, 2012
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criminal hatchery

Another name for a woman who continually has babies that eventually end up in gangs etc. and who are destined to be burdens on society, and in prison.
Velveeta is pregnant again. Her first 8 kids are all in prison. What a criminal hatchery.
by mike87111 September 7, 2011
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Ferals

(n) Refers to human males who act like feral / wild animals; especially in reference to their sexual activity.
I just drove by the welfare office and there must be 500 women in line and 3000 children with them...what in the heck is up with that?

"Welcome to Houston, Texas ...those welfare hoes & their welfare babies are the result of all of the Ferals that run amok here."
by mike87111 July 7, 2012
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Seacrest out

A way to end a conversation with your home boys; whether on the phone, texting, etc. It use to be "gay", but now it's funny and a smartass way to end the dialogue, and let your buds know that you are tired and need to hit the sack. Based on the radio DJ Ryan Seacrest's catchphrase, when he ends his show: "Seacrest Out."
I was tired of texting with Kurt, on whether Michigan State deserved to be in the Final Four, so I just ended it with "Seacrest Out."
by mike87111 March 29, 2010
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fake-rape

When a female regrets having sex with a male, and makes up a story about how he raped her, to save face with her friends and with her self.

It most often occurs with college females, who after a night of heavy drinking, have sex with an equally as intoxicated male.

Many times, the female has been pursuing the uninterested male, and then feels embarrassed when he does not call the day after the sexual encounter.
Hey Matt--I can't believe you slept with that fat sea-cow from Sigma Delta last night. You must have been wasted big time!

"That's not the worst of it. She's pulling a fake-rape and I have to go talk to the police!"
by mike87111 December 17, 2011
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