Pho Bias

What an ignorant person thinks the word "phobias" reads as.
"Did 'Len Bias' have a brother named 'Pho?' "

I don't think so .. why do you ask?

There's something in the newspaper about 'Pho Bias."

Let me see ... (reads paper) ... that's "phobias" you idiot! It means to be afraid of something.
by mike87111 November 22, 2013
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bloater

(n) a fat white woman who votes for a canditate; usually for no other reason than they find that candidate attractive.

A combination of the two words "bloat" and "voter".
In all actuality, it was not the blacks or the Latinos who put Obama into Office -- it was the stupid bloaters.

"Bloaters?"

You know ... the fat, lazy, ugly, ignorant, never-held- a-job women who just sit at home and watch TV all day.

"Oh, I know the type. The ones that fantasize about Obama F-ing them, because no one else will."

You got it.
by mike87111 November 11, 2013
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Facebook Fat

A girl who spends so much time on Facebook, that she gets fat from lack of exercise.
Tiffany use to be so cute, but then she got Facebook Fat. She spends all her spare time on that site.
by mike87111 May 11, 2011
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tur-uh-bull

How feral, ignorant, uneducated people pronounce the word "terrible."
"Tanisha's baby-daddy #4 won't give her any money for diapers. He knows that she can't buy them with her food stamps!"

That's just tur-uh-bull. Her three other baby-daddies give her drugs to sell so she can buy diapers for their kids.
by mike87111 October 29, 2012
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Ugly-Baby-Syndrome

(n) refers to females who -because something belongs to them, or they created something (a baby) - cannot step back and see that it is hideous-looking and repulsive to most everyone else (and especially men) who look at the same thing.

Named after the medically known fact that the majority of women who birth ugly babies believe that this said baby is absolutely beautiful.
Do you see Tanisha's new baby?

"Yes. Man, is that thing butt-ugly or what? And she keeps going on and on and on about how it's the most beautiful baby that she's ever seen."

She's got Ugly-Baby-Syndrome, for sure! She does the same thing with her hideous-looking shoes too -- she's always wearing some ugly heels and she thinks they're beautiful.
by mike87111 October 28, 2013
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palm jockeys

At an event (public, private, a party, etc.) where someone speaks (small speech; gives a toast; etc.) and everyone in the audience applauds automatically--in a kiss-ass sort of way.

"Palm" refers to clapping with your hands / palms, and jockey is just a sarcastic way to refer to the audience who are applauding.
When Obama gave his speech, it was interrupted, every few seconds, by the applause from the Kool-Aid drinking crowd...to which Mike uttered, sarcastically: "What a bunch of palm jockeys."
by mike87111 April 19, 2010
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rice and beans

A Japanese made car (Toyota, Honda, etc.) filled up with Mexicans; Hispanics; etc. (Mexicans are referred to as "beaners", as their diet is often made up of beans and tortillas). Rice is a main staple of the Japanese diet, so many of Japanese-based items have a rice moniker associated with that item (e.g.: "rice-burner" refers to a fast Japanese car).
As we were driving through Juarez my brother said: "Check out the rice and beans next to us." I looked out to see a Toyota Corolla pack full of the locals.
by mike87111 February 21, 2010
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