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"Jump into a lifeboat"
The Italian version of the Captain's Motto (to "go down with the ship").
In reference to the captain of the overturned Costa Concordia cruise ship of January 14th, 2012.
The captain, Francesco Schettino, alleges that he tripped, and fell into a lifeboat, immediately after the crash.
The Italian version of the Captain's Motto (to "go down with the ship").
In reference to the captain of the overturned Costa Concordia cruise ship of January 14th, 2012.
The captain, Francesco Schettino, alleges that he tripped, and fell into a lifeboat, immediately after the crash.
Hey Nathan, I heard you crashed your sailboat. Were you afraid that you might drown?
"Heck no. I abide by the Captain's Motto-Italian Version ... I jumped right into a lifeboat and drank a glass of champagne while I watched it sink."
"Heck no. I abide by the Captain's Motto-Italian Version ... I jumped right into a lifeboat and drank a glass of champagne while I watched it sink."
by mike87111 February 10, 2012
Get the Captain's Motto-Italian Version mug.At an event (public, private, a party, etc.) where someone speaks (small speech; gives a toast; etc.) and everyone in the audience applauds automatically--in a kiss-ass sort of way.
"Palm" refers to clapping with your hands / palms, and jockey is just a sarcastic way to refer to the audience who are applauding.
"Palm" refers to clapping with your hands / palms, and jockey is just a sarcastic way to refer to the audience who are applauding.
When Obama gave his speech, it was interrupted, every few seconds, by the applause from the Kool-Aid drinking crowd...to which Mike uttered, sarcastically: "What a bunch of palm jockeys."
by mike87111 April 19, 2010
Get the palm jockeys mug."Did 'Len Bias' have a brother named 'Pho?' "
I don't think so .. why do you ask?
There's something in the newspaper about 'Pho Bias."
Let me see ... (reads paper) ... that's "phobias" you idiot! It means to be afraid of something.
I don't think so .. why do you ask?
There's something in the newspaper about 'Pho Bias."
Let me see ... (reads paper) ... that's "phobias" you idiot! It means to be afraid of something.
by mike87111 November 22, 2013
Get the Pho Bias mug.(n) a fat white woman who votes for a canditate; usually for no other reason than they find that candidate attractive.
A combination of the two words "bloat" and "voter".
A combination of the two words "bloat" and "voter".
In all actuality, it was not the blacks or the Latinos who put Obama into Office -- it was the stupid bloaters.
"Bloaters?"
You know ... the fat, lazy, ugly, ignorant, never-held- a-job women who just sit at home and watch TV all day.
"Oh, I know the type. The ones that fantasize about Obama F-ing them, because no one else will."
You got it.
"Bloaters?"
You know ... the fat, lazy, ugly, ignorant, never-held- a-job women who just sit at home and watch TV all day.
"Oh, I know the type. The ones that fantasize about Obama F-ing them, because no one else will."
You got it.
by mike87111 November 11, 2013
Get the bloater mug.Tiffany use to be so cute, but then she got Facebook Fat. She spends all her spare time on that site.
by mike87111 May 11, 2011
Get the Facebook Fat mug."Tanisha's baby-daddy #4 won't give her any money for diapers. He knows that she can't buy them with her food stamps!"
That's just tur-uh-bull. Her three other baby-daddies give her drugs to sell so she can buy diapers for their kids.
That's just tur-uh-bull. Her three other baby-daddies give her drugs to sell so she can buy diapers for their kids.
by mike87111 October 29, 2012
Get the tur-uh-bull mug.(n) refers to females who -because something belongs to them, or they created something (a baby) - cannot step back and see that it is hideous-looking and repulsive to most everyone else (and especially men) who look at the same thing.
Named after the medically known fact that the majority of women who birth ugly babies believe that this said baby is absolutely beautiful.
Named after the medically known fact that the majority of women who birth ugly babies believe that this said baby is absolutely beautiful.
Do you see Tanisha's new baby?
"Yes. Man, is that thing butt-ugly or what? And she keeps going on and on and on about how it's the most beautiful baby that she's ever seen."
She's got Ugly-Baby-Syndrome, for sure! She does the same thing with her hideous-looking shoes too -- she's always wearing some ugly heels and she thinks they're beautiful.
"Yes. Man, is that thing butt-ugly or what? And she keeps going on and on and on about how it's the most beautiful baby that she's ever seen."
She's got Ugly-Baby-Syndrome, for sure! She does the same thing with her hideous-looking shoes too -- she's always wearing some ugly heels and she thinks they're beautiful.
by mike87111 October 28, 2013
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