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Pho Bias

What an ignorant person thinks the word "phobias" reads as.
"Did 'Len Bias' have a brother named 'Pho?' "

I don't think so .. why do you ask?

There's something in the newspaper about 'Pho Bias."

Let me see ... (reads paper) ... that's "phobias" you idiot! It means to be afraid of something.
by mike87111 November 22, 2013
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palm jockeys

At an event (public, private, a party, etc.) where someone speaks (small speech; gives a toast; etc.) and everyone in the audience applauds automatically--in a kiss-ass sort of way.

"Palm" refers to clapping with your hands / palms, and jockey is just a sarcastic way to refer to the audience who are applauding.
When Obama gave his speech, it was interrupted, every few seconds, by the applause from the Kool-Aid drinking crowd...to which Mike uttered, sarcastically: "What a bunch of palm jockeys."
by mike87111 April 19, 2010
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Generation Fat

Refers to the kids who grew-up during the explosion of the media and social aspects of the internet, causing them to spend so much time in front of the computer screen, that they do not get any exercise and eventually become obese.
I went to my nieces track meet at the high school, and ALL of the girls--in the stands, AND on the track team---were fatter than The Michelin Man!

"That's Generation Fat for you."
by mike87111 November 7, 2012
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creeps

How low-intelligent people pronouce the word "crepes."
What you got there?

"Creeps -- it's a fancy type of donut."
by mike87111 November 23, 2013
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mitch and boan

When posting to an internet discussion forum, it is another way to say "bitch and moan" without having the words be scrambled by the "offensive language" sensors or having the posting refused altogether because of "offensive language."
I was trying to rant about how much Obama likes to whine and blame others, but the site wouldn't let me post the phrase: "bitch and moan."

"Just use "mitch and boan" instead; people will know what you mean and why you had to post it that way."
by mike87111 November 10, 2012
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Alabama ding dong

(noun) a person from Alabama who irritates you.

A play on words from the famous song by The Edsels: Rama Lama Ding Dong
(as you're leaving the football stadium after Alabama just annihilated your team & their fans are rubbing it in): "Just ignore those Alabama ding dongs."
by mike87111 June 15, 2018
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Trayvonosites

(n) a combination of the words "Trayvon" and "parasite."
It refers to anyone who uses the death of Trayvon Martin to profit financially or in any other manner.
I cannot believe that this Trayvon Martin case made National news.

What do you expect? All those media whores like Al Sharpton, Spike Lee, etc. are nothing bu Trayvonosites. All they really care about is making money--just like Trayvon's parents.
by mike87111 August 16, 2012
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