mike87111's definitions

Niqqer

(noun) Exact same meaning as the word "nigger."

Replacing the "gg" with "qq" allows the word to used in an online post without (currently) having your post automatically censored; marked for approval by a board moderator; or banned outright.

If Trayvon had just stayed home once he got there -- instead of going back to attack Zimmerman -- that stupid niqqer would still be alive.

by mike87111 June 15, 2018

fake-rape

When a female regrets having sex with a male, and makes up a story about how he raped her, to save face with her friends and with her self.

It most often occurs with college females, who after a night of heavy drinking, have sex with an equally as intoxicated male.

Many times, the female has been pursuing the uninterested male, and then feels embarrassed when he does not call the day after the sexual encounter.

Hey Matt--I can't believe you slept with that fat sea-cow from Sigma Delta last night. You must have been wasted big time!

"That's not the worst of it. She's pulling a fake-rape and I have to go talk to the police!"

by mike87111 December 17, 2011

jungle-suit

Refers to the colorful suits that brothers (blacks) love to wear, in order to be stylish or to stand out.

Refers to the colorful suits that brothers (blacks) love to wear, in order to be stylish or to stand out.
Did you see LeBron at the NBA Draft?

"Yeah -- man was that one cool jungle-suit that he had on! What color was that -- banana yellow?"

by mike87111 November 23, 2013

rice and beans

A Japanese made car (Toyota, Honda, etc.) filled up with Mexicans; Hispanics; etc. (Mexicans are referred to as "beaners", as their diet is often made up of beans and tortillas). Rice is a main staple of the Japanese diet, so many of Japanese-based items have a rice moniker associated with that item (e.g.: "rice-burner" refers to a fast Japanese car).

As we were driving through Juarez my brother said: "Check out the rice and beans next to us." I looked out to see a Toyota Corolla pack full of the locals.

by mike87111 February 21, 2010

Generation Fat

Refers to the kids who grew-up during the explosion of the media and social aspects of the internet, causing them to spend so much time in front of the computer screen, that they do not get any exercise and eventually become obese.

I went to my nieces track meet at the high school, and ALL of the girls--in the stands, AND on the track team---were fatter than The Michelin Man!

"That's Generation Fat for you."

by mike87111 November 7, 2012

Facebook Fat

A girl who spends so much time on Facebook, that she gets fat from lack of exercise.

Tiffany use to be so cute, but then she got Facebook Fat. She spends all her spare time on that site.

by mike87111 May 11, 2011

bloater

(n) a fat white woman who votes for a canditate; usually for no other reason than they find that candidate attractive.

A combination of the two words "bloat" and "voter".

In all actuality, it was not the blacks or the Latinos who put Obama into Office -- it was the stupid bloaters.

"Bloaters?"

You know ... the fat, lazy, ugly, ignorant, never-held- a-job women who just sit at home and watch TV all day.

"Oh, I know the type. The ones that fantasize about Obama F-ing them, because no one else will."

You got it.

by mike87111 November 11, 2013