mike87111's definitions
(n) masturbating; especially by a feral, sex-obsessed, stalking pervert
Refers to Kanye West and his obsession with the Kim Kardashian sex tape.
Kanye admitted that he frequently masturbated to the tape and then he embarked on an obsessive, borderline stalking, campaign to win over the object of his infatuation.
Refers to Kanye West and his obsession with the Kim Kardashian sex tape.
Kanye admitted that he frequently masturbated to the tape and then he embarked on an obsessive, borderline stalking, campaign to win over the object of his infatuation.
Where' Spike? I though we were all heading to the club?
He's inside Kanye Westing to the tennis match on TV. He's absolutely obsessed with Serena Williams."
He's inside Kanye Westing to the tennis match on TV. He's absolutely obsessed with Serena Williams."
by mike87111 January 8, 2013
Get the Kanye Westingmug. (n) A term that is identical to a "Trayvonosite", but more correct as "parasite" is spelled with an "a" and not the letter "o"
Original definition of "Trayvonosites":
(n) a combination of the words "Trayvon" and "parasite."
It refers to anyone who uses the death of Trayvon Martin to profit financially or in any other manner.
Original definition of "Trayvonosites":
(n) a combination of the words "Trayvon" and "parasite."
It refers to anyone who uses the death of Trayvon Martin to profit financially or in any other manner.
What do you expect? All those media whores like Al Sharpton, Spike Lee, etc. are nothing but Trayvonasites. All they really care about is making money--just like Trayvon's parents.
by mike87111 August 18, 2012
Get the Trayvonasitesmug. (n) a combination of the popular term "snake oil salesman" and Obama.
Refers to a morally-bankrupt and unethical politician who has one agenda, yet publicly pretends to have a polar-opposite agenda just so that he can get re-elected to office, at which time he will implement his true policy which will destroy the lives of those who blindly supported him and lead to the complete destruction of the district; State; or Country in which he resides.
Refers to a morally-bankrupt and unethical politician who has one agenda, yet publicly pretends to have a polar-opposite agenda just so that he can get re-elected to office, at which time he will implement his true policy which will destroy the lives of those who blindly supported him and lead to the complete destruction of the district; State; or Country in which he resides.
Can you believe all of the lies that he just threw out during his campaign speech? Unless you knew he was full of bullshit, you'd think that he was a great guy with all of those pie-in-the-sky statements. It'd be like Hitler saying that he loved Jews and wanted them to prosper.
"And the worst part is, all those idiots in the audience that just kept on clapping at everything he said. I can't believe what a Snake Oil-Bama Salesman he really is!. Anyone with a brain knows that he hates white people and want's to destroy the United States. He's leading his own people and the welfare whores straight to the ovens."
"And the worst part is, all those idiots in the audience that just kept on clapping at everything he said. I can't believe what a Snake Oil-Bama Salesman he really is!. Anyone with a brain knows that he hates white people and want's to destroy the United States. He's leading his own people and the welfare whores straight to the ovens."
by mike87111 August 18, 2012
Get the Snake Oil-Bama Salesmanmug. Darnel, did you sleep with that fat cow MooLeesha?
"Hell yeah, she was giving it away. She ain't got no HIB or nothin', so what's the big deal?"
"Hell yeah, she was giving it away. She ain't got no HIB or nothin', so what's the big deal?"
by mike87111 January 21, 2012
Get the HIBmug. When a female regrets having sex with a male, and makes up a story about how he raped her, to save face with her friends and with her self.
It most often occurs with college females, who after a night of heavy drinking, have sex with an equally as intoxicated male.
Many times, the female has been pursuing the uninterested male, and then feels embarrassed when he does not call the day after the sexual encounter.
It most often occurs with college females, who after a night of heavy drinking, have sex with an equally as intoxicated male.
Many times, the female has been pursuing the uninterested male, and then feels embarrassed when he does not call the day after the sexual encounter.
Hey Matt--I can't believe you slept with that fat sea-cow from Sigma Delta last night. You must have been wasted big time!
"That's not the worst of it. She's pulling a fake-rape and I have to go talk to the police!"
"That's not the worst of it. She's pulling a fake-rape and I have to go talk to the police!"
by mike87111 December 17, 2011
Get the fake-rapemug. a female who votes, based on emotion and/or her "crush" on a particular candidate and not based on any facts, policies, etc. of a politician.
I went to the Obama rally with my girlfriend. I've never seen so many twat voters in my entire life. They were gushing over him like he was their favorite vibrator.
by mike87111 October 26, 2012
Get the twat votermug. Whatever happened to Barb after she got caught shoplifting again?
"They finally sent her away. She's at the doll house upstate. Won't get out for 2 years."
"They finally sent her away. She's at the doll house upstate. Won't get out for 2 years."
by mike87111 April 16, 2014
Get the the doll housemug.