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hatch3s by swagkid_9000 April 18, 2021
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batten down the hatches
Nautical: secure a boat's hatch-tarpaulins, esp. when rough weather is expected.
Figurative: prepare for a difficult time or crisis, trouble is coming.
Figurative: prepare for a difficult time or crisis, trouble is coming.
batten down the hatches by uvu November 19, 2007
Wap hatches
Wap hatches by JB24Korvapuusti September 29, 2023
batten the hatches
a) (original meaning) : among winter time lobster and crab fishermen in North America: on a vessel, to close all entrances to the lower decks and crew cabins when you are in a storm
b) (my new and improved meaning): in Atlantic Canada and New England and in cities such as New York, Boston, Montreal, Halifax, to insulate the doors and windows of one's house for the winter months.
b) (my new and improved meaning): in Atlantic Canada and New England and in cities such as New York, Boston, Montreal, Halifax, to insulate the doors and windows of one's house for the winter months.
to batten the hatches definition b), even if it costs a small fortune, is a snow-brainer if you live in Canada or The northeastern United States
batten the hatches by Uncle Dimma March 7, 2015
fuck a duck and see what hatches
fuck a duck and see what hatches by AmElIa627 May 28, 2011
Caterpillar that never hatches
When someone is punched in the dick so hard it comes through the Anus and sticks out the prolapsed anus like a cocoon.
Caterpillar that never hatches by Sec8 July 16, 2022
batten the hatches
a) (original meaning) : among fishermen in North America: on a vessel, especially vessels dedicated to winter time lobster and crab fishing, to close all entrances to the lower decks and crew cabins when you are in a storm
b) (my new and improved meaning): in Atlantic Canada and New England, a term meaning, in cities such as New York, Boston, Montreal, Halifax, to insulate the doors and windows of one's house for the winter months.
b) (my new and improved meaning): in Atlantic Canada and New England, a term meaning, in cities such as New York, Boston, Montreal, Halifax, to insulate the doors and windows of one's house for the winter months.
if you want to properly hibernate, be prepared to batten the hatches definition b), even if it costs a small fortune.
batten the hatches by Uncle Dimma December 9, 2014
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