hartzig
hartzig by mcgullivan July 18, 2022
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hartbig
hartbig by Grace Hart January 14, 2015
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hartzig • Hartigan • hartwig • hartbig • hartvigsen • hartzian • HartzIV • Hatzigeorgiou • Dillon Hartigan • Emma Hartigan
pulling a hartwig
when you are having anal sex with a woman and after you cum and pullout she sits down and shits all over the place.
Dave: after having anal with lisa last night she sat down and began pulling a hartwig
Nick: did you clean it up?
Dave: no my mom did.
Nick: did you clean it up?
Dave: no my mom did.
pulling a hartwig by mrright111 May 20, 2012
hartwig
An average looking man, but he looks high all the time, he is always sick,
He usually like gaming but he is a a definition of a noob
he doesn't get that many girls...
Untils he tells them he is a diplomat.
That's when the pussies start to rain dawwwwggg!!!
Ladies with exploding ovaries all screaming "hartwig you irresistibly sexy diplomat, fuck my brains out till I'm a goldfish".
He usually like gaming but he is a a definition of a noob
he doesn't get that many girls...
Untils he tells them he is a diplomat.
That's when the pussies start to rain dawwwwggg!!!
Ladies with exploding ovaries all screaming "hartwig you irresistibly sexy diplomat, fuck my brains out till I'm a goldfish".
Girl 1:"oh he looks so average"
Girl 2:" don't be so quick to judge, he might be a hartwig after all"
Girl 1:" stop you're already making me horny"
Girl 2:" don't be so quick to judge, he might be a hartwig after all"
Girl 1:" stop you're already making me horny"
hartwig by Rasistmysoginist March 15, 2017
Mr.Hartzog
Mr.Hartzog by Baby joiisie November 5, 2021
James hartigan
James hartigan by Jaaaaaaaa June 27, 2022
Emma Hartigan
A person who feels the need to post everything on their Snapchat story, let that be a full 10 paragraphs about the fact that they’re suffering from anxiety and that they hate themselves (There are some people out there who actually have these problems, and are not just looking for attention) or videos that are 5 minutes long of her twin sister sitting on her bed doing literally nothing. She is also a person that manages to feel sick in school. Every. Single. Day. But she doesn’t just magically feel sick, she also gets the teachers to feel sorry for her and her twin sister and send them home. She also, for some weird, unexplainable reason, feels the need to warp her mouth into really unnecessary shapes in every picture she takes. And one last thing. She also feels the need to go outside, into the town, WITH A GROUP OF FRIENDS, DURING FUCKING QUARANTINE!!!! DO HER OR HER THICK, DOSY FRIENDS NOT LISTEN TO THE NEWS, OR KNOW WHAT THE BLOODY CORONAVIRUS IS?? I RIGHT NOW FEEL THE URGE TO KNOCK HER AND HER THICK FRIEND’S HEADS OFF A ROCK, AND HOPEFULLY KNOCK SOME SENSE INTO THEM!!!! But do ya know what?? It probably won’t work, because some people are born as thick retards and stay thick retards their whole life. No matter how hard you try to get through to them, it never works. And that is the simple reason why coronavirus will be around for a long time to come, infecting and killing normal people like me and you, all because of these selfish, stupid retards.
Wow, it’s hard to believe that Emma Hartigan and her friends are that selfish to go against the word of every other person in Ireland and hang around with other people.
Emma Hartigan by Hgoekcrag April 26, 2020
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Purple Patch
To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.
Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.
The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
dirrty
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.
2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
Coyote Ugly
1. Place
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
Literally 1984
Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
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