hartzig
hartzig by mcgullivan July 18, 2022
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hartbig by Grace Hart January 14, 2015
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hartzig • Hartigan • hartwig • hartbig • hartvigsen • hartzian • HartzIV • Hatzigeorgiou • Dillon Hartigan • Emma Hartigan
pulling a hartwig
when you are having anal sex with a woman and after you cum and pullout she sits down and shits all over the place.
Dave: after having anal with lisa last night she sat down and began pulling a hartwig
Nick: did you clean it up?
Dave: no my mom did.
Nick: did you clean it up?
Dave: no my mom did.
pulling a hartwig by mrright111 May 20, 2012
hartwig
An average looking man, but he looks high all the time, he is always sick,
He usually like gaming but he is a a definition of a noob
he doesn't get that many girls...
Untils he tells them he is a diplomat.
That's when the pussies start to rain dawwwwggg!!!
Ladies with exploding ovaries all screaming "hartwig you irresistibly sexy diplomat, fuck my brains out till I'm a goldfish".
He usually like gaming but he is a a definition of a noob
he doesn't get that many girls...
Untils he tells them he is a diplomat.
That's when the pussies start to rain dawwwwggg!!!
Ladies with exploding ovaries all screaming "hartwig you irresistibly sexy diplomat, fuck my brains out till I'm a goldfish".
Girl 1:"oh he looks so average"
Girl 2:" don't be so quick to judge, he might be a hartwig after all"
Girl 1:" stop you're already making me horny"
Girl 2:" don't be so quick to judge, he might be a hartwig after all"
Girl 1:" stop you're already making me horny"
hartwig by Rasistmysoginist March 15, 2017
Mr.Hartzog
Mr.Hartzog by Baby joiisie November 5, 2021
James hartigan
James hartigan by Jaaaaaaaa June 27, 2022
Emma Hartigan
A person who feels the need to post everything on their Snapchat story, let that be a full 10 paragraphs about the fact that they’re suffering from anxiety and that they hate themselves (There are some people out there who actually have these problems, and are not just looking for attention) or videos that are 5 minutes long of her twin sister sitting on her bed doing literally nothing. She is also a person that manages to feel sick in school. Every. Single. Day. But she doesn’t just magically feel sick, she also gets the teachers to feel sorry for her and her twin sister and send them home. She also, for some weird, unexplainable reason, feels the need to warp her mouth into really unnecessary shapes in every picture she takes. And one last thing. She also feels the need to go outside, into the town, WITH A GROUP OF FRIENDS, DURING FUCKING QUARANTINE!!!! DO HER OR HER THICK, DOSY FRIENDS NOT LISTEN TO THE NEWS, OR KNOW WHAT THE BLOODY CORONAVIRUS IS?? I RIGHT NOW FEEL THE URGE TO KNOCK HER AND HER THICK FRIEND’S HEADS OFF A ROCK, AND HOPEFULLY KNOCK SOME SENSE INTO THEM!!!! But do ya know what?? It probably won’t work, because some people are born as thick retards and stay thick retards their whole life. No matter how hard you try to get through to them, it never works. And that is the simple reason why coronavirus will be around for a long time to come, infecting and killing normal people like me and you, all because of these selfish, stupid retards.
Wow, it’s hard to believe that Emma Hartigan and her friends are that selfish to go against the word of every other person in Ireland and hang around with other people.
Emma Hartigan by Hgoekcrag April 26, 2020
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