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An average looking man, but he looks high all the time, he is always sick,

He usually like gaming but he is a a definition of a noob
he doesn't get that many girls...

Untils he tells them he is a diplomat.
That's when the pussies start to rain dawwwwggg!!!

Ladies with exploding ovaries all screaming "hartwig you irresistibly sexy diplomat, fuck my brains out till I'm a goldfish".
Girl 1:"oh he looks so average"
Girl 2:" don't be so quick to judge, he might be a hartwig after all"
Girl 1:" stop you're already making me horny"
by Rasistmysoginist March 15, 2017
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A method of guessing on a multiple choice test that involves looking at the position of the second hand. If the hand is between 12 and 3 the guess is A. If the hand is between 3 and 6 the guess is B. Between 6 and 9 guess C. Between 9 and 12 guess D.
I passed my test! Thanks to the Clock Method
by ET4444 November 12, 2007
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