hartwig 

An average looking man, but he looks high all the time, he is always sick,

He usually like gaming but he is a a definition of a noob
he doesn't get that many girls...

Untils he tells them he is a diplomat.
That's when the pussies start to rain dawwwwggg!!!

Ladies with exploding ovaries all screaming "hartwig you irresistibly sexy diplomat, fuck my brains out till I'm a goldfish".

Girl 1:"oh he looks so average"
Girl 2:" don't be so quick to judge, he might be a hartwig after all"
Girl 1:" stop you're already making me horny"

hartwig by Rasistmysoginist March 15, 2017

Hartwig 

A generous, kind and caring man with a beautiful smile and eyes you can get lost in.

Hartwigs are always trying to bring joy and success to those around them. Sometimes at the cost of caring for others more than themselves.
If you get the chance to befriend a Hartwig, hold on tight to him, and you’ll have a partner for the rest of your life. He will always love you, maybe as a friend, best friend or lover. He will always take care of you. He´s the one you will be happy with because he´s funny, strong, creative, and loyal.

Girl 1: So I started seeing this guy. His name is Hartwig.
Girl 2: Say no more, he‘s great I suppose!

Hartwig by Charoness November 21, 2021

pulling a hartwig 

when you are having anal sex with a woman and after you cum and pullout she sits down and shits all over the place.

Dave: after having anal with lisa last night she sat down and began pulling a hartwig
Nick: did you clean it up?
Dave: no my mom did.

pulling a hartwig by mrright111 May 20, 2012

hartbig

The ship that sails it self. Hannah Hart + Grace Helbig

That ship is like Hartbig! Perfect!

hartbig by Grace Hart January 14, 2015

Hartwick Mouth 

You can find these creatures lurking around Hartwick College located in Oneonta, NY. "Hartwick Mouth" is the condition possessed by a large number of both women and men who attend the college. "Hartwick Mouth" is when one's lips cannot accomodate their overly large teeth/gums. See also: Horse Mouth

That girl was looking good
Nah, man, she had Hartwick mouth

Hartwick Mouth by Non-Hartwick-Mouth Girl December 16, 2010

hartwick 

hartwick: more like HARTWACK! The finest Drug and Alcohol Institution. With church steeples and vine covered dormatories. Drinking on Monday's through Thursdays like it's New Years, in one of Oneonta's shit holes percieved to be a bar.

hartwick: 38 G's a year, shitty commons food, and drunken weeknights. Come with hopes of a education, leaving with a drinking, and/or drug habait :)

hartwick by jackass4u727 December 17, 2007

James hartigan 

James is a big man with balls the size of bowling balls, he is super strong and epic

Wow James hartigan, you are epic

James hartigan by Jaaaaaaaa June 27, 2022