hartzian 

Any activity or way of appearing that can be classified as lewd, pseudo-erotic, erotic, or that contains sexually ambiguous overtones.

"The dress that transexual burlesque dancer was wearing was so hartzian!"

hartzian by croatian42 September 5, 2007

Hantzian 

The art of applying unnecessary phraseology and metaphor to rudimentary concepts.

The way she used an excerpt from Shakespearean script to explain ordering a cheeseburger was truly Hantzian.

Hantzian by mphantz March 13, 2019