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harpsenfudge

A nasty desert that imitates chocolate but tastes more like chalk. Made in Germany. Also called Marzipan.
All I want for Christmas is some Harpsenfudge. It tastes like my grandmas foot.
harpsenfudge by Darrin May December 26, 2017

Harpsenfudge

A very gross, yucky, chalky fake chocolate made in Germany. Germans love the stuff but Americans think it tastes like doggy terd. A very great gift to give people as a practical joke at Christmas time. Another name for Marzipan.
All I want for Christmas is some Harpsenfudge to make my mouth burn and salivate.

Why is the Harpsenfudge the last holiday treat to be during the holiday season?
Harpsenfudge by Darrin May April 22, 2018

Harken-back 

Harken-back: To escape the chaos of modern life by harkening-back to a simpler time by consuming the cheapest canned beer that Trader Joe's sells (i.e. Simpler Times Lager)
Jeff, do you wanna come over at 12:30 and harken-back with us over some episodes of Gimmie A Break?
Harken-back by sallygomez November 29, 2009

Harksexual 

When Someone is willing to have sex with anything and/or anyone willing to say yes.

Made popular by Tumblr in 2012

originates from Captain Jack Harkness played by John Barrowman in Doctor Who and Torchwood.

Captain Jack Harkness is a 51st century type of guy that is open to the idea of having sex with as many diffrent "Beings" as possible.
Dude, oods are pretty good looking.

~Rolls eyes~ You would Harksexual.
The dutch word for Raking, often used to describe the action of pulling something you long for within your reach. (Money, sexual partners ETC.)
p1: "Damn, that's a thicc ass mf dime, I want that!"
p2: "Yeah bro. H-H-H...!!"
p1&p2: "HARKEN!"
Harken by TGEB December 17, 2017
the sweetest boy you will ever meet. he puts a smile on your face everyday and he’s so handsome, his eyes are perfect just like his personality, he is known by everyone for his brown eyes and and brown hair and amazing sense of humour. he is a boy from heaven and your so lucky if you date a harisen
girl: i’ve found them
friend: found who?

girl: i’ve found my harisen
harisen by sonicsuper678 April 3, 2021
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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