Harken

The dutch word for Raking, often used to describe the action of pulling something you long for within your reach. (Money, sexual partners ETC.)

p1: "Damn, that's a thicc ass mf dime, I want that!"
p2: "Yeah bro. H-H-H...!!"
p1&p2: "HARKEN!"

by TGEB December 17, 2017

Harken

A word that can mean anything.

You can go and suck my harken.

by SpaceNadz January 31, 2008

Harken-back

Harken-back: To escape the chaos of modern life by harkening-back to a simpler time by consuming the cheapest canned beer that Trader Joe's sells (i.e. Simpler Times Lager)

Jeff, do you wanna come over at 12:30 and harken-back with us over some episodes of Gimmie A Break?

by sallygomez November 29, 2009

harken market

a stupid how who eats shit off of the bare floor /j JKJK YOURE AWESOME

who’s harken market?
:dragon from horten hears a hoo (idk how tf to spell it)

by kai the hottest person ever October 1, 2021

Harken

lil ngha, probably sucks at snowboarding and has a mediocre cock. somehow fux though

Whoa is that a harken? bro probably has a small johnson

by lilreggin January 28, 2025

Harken

Harken is one of 5 Killers in Die of Death. When filled, her speed and damage are increased but her stamina is reduced to 94 until the meter drains back to 10.Harken is a giant mechanical-looking yellow construct with long limbs, uniquely being much taller than the Civilians and other Killers. Her head has a large closed eye in the middle of her face and two metal pins to the left and right, with another one appearing to serve as her neck. Her torso is shaped very strangely, with the bottom right being cut off and the left of her torso being somewhat curved down to the right (when looking forward).When Enraged, her eye opens, revealing it to be a green eye with a black line splitting it down the middle. Harken's head also splits into three, with it being cut downwards to the right.
R: Immolate
Harken manifests a light javelin and impales herself, gaining its energy and dealing 80 damage to herself, and an additional 20 damage from bleeding.
From using Immolate, Harken generates 15 noise for her Noise Meter, and while Harken's bleeding, she has a significant boost to her speed.
Harken is unable to use Immolate while Enraged.
Cooldown: 35 seconds
Harken is made of Sand/Sandstone, Harken can turn into glass, and its very painful during the process.

Harken got jumped in a gunslinger round!
Hamken trin gol...🤤

by MequotAndHarkensParent January 26, 2026