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the sweetest boy you will ever meet. he puts a smile on your face everyday and he’s so handsome, his eyes are perfect just like his personality, he is known by everyone for his brown eyes and and brown hair and amazing sense of humour. he is a boy from heaven and your so lucky if you date a harisen
girl: i’ve found them
friend: found who?

girl: i’ve found my harisen
harisen by sonicsuper678 April 3, 2021
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harpsenfudge

A nasty desert that imitates chocolate but tastes more like chalk. Made in Germany. Also called Marzipan.
All I want for Christmas is some Harpsenfudge. It tastes like my grandmas foot.
harpsenfudge by Darrin May December 26, 2017
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Harpsenfudge

A very gross, yucky, chalky fake chocolate made in Germany. Germans love the stuff but Americans think it tastes like doggy terd. A very great gift to give people as a practical joke at Christmas time. Another name for Marzipan.
All I want for Christmas is some Harpsenfudge to make my mouth burn and salivate.

Why is the Harpsenfudge the last holiday treat to be during the holiday season?
Harpsenfudge by Darrin May April 22, 2018
the guy your "in like" with but you cant show how you really feel for fear of ruining your friendship. He is very sweet and does really thoughtful things but is also very cute. Likes anime even even though thats stupid! He is a true friend if you get to know him and if your a friend of this cute guy your damn lucky!!!
Harison by Dusty Paper October 23, 2011
A folding fan made of heavy paper, used primarily in Japanese schools for the purpose of class representatives and teachers to smack unruly or stupid people upside the cabeza
Student #1: *looking at ecchi mags under his desk*

Class Rep: *catches him in the act and thwaps him several times with the halisen while screaming "BAKA HENTAI!!!"
Top shagger. Very good at pretty much everything. You should get to know him if your his classmate.
"Woah, is that Harison?"

"Can't you tell, he is beautiful isn't he"
Harison by AmIcoolIdontKnow July 30, 2020

hanging harison 

a particular way in which one's ball sack hangs and/or sways in the wind.
yesterday at the beach i had a major hanging harison.

also known as hovering harlod, hangin harry, and hooking henry
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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