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hardslap 

a game by which the idividuals (mainly males) expose their genitalia to the opposite sex without them noticing.

this game can be played by girls too.

the aim is to get as many points as possible.

Rules:

males have to show their penises off and shake them, females have to expose breasts(nipples) and shake them or expose their vagina and perform pelvic thrusts.

the closer you are the more points it counts for.

the longer you do it the more points you get.

the more exposed you are to being caught, eg they are talking to someone and you do it in full view of them without them noticing the more points you get.

if you get seen by the opposite sex then you are disqualified.

you can rack up points per victim or by regarding them as a group.

most points are awarded for 'head shots' in which the genitalia are within a foot of the victims head.
a girl is talking to your friend and whilst she is talking to him you are standing behind her hardslapping (shaking your genitals around) (racking up points) but hide them again before she notices.
hardslap by pir8_6AR January 20, 2011
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elevated handslap 

a term used frequently in the first season of man of the hour hour. basically a high-five.
Person One: High - Five!
Person Two: Elevated Handslap!
Person One: Sure Whatever.
*people high-five each other*
elevated handslap by AmmiiMONSTER. February 24, 2008

elevated handslap 

another way of saying highfive!
"that was so awesome! elevated handslap!"
elevated handslap by ajeroeagjhoa January 13, 2009

hardscape 

The man made, non-growing features of an environment.
His job was to pressure wash all of the company's hardscape.
hardscape by bkm May 15, 2006
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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