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genderless highfive 

a highfive with two unisex people where both partake in a hopelessly awkward gesture. The awkward gesture is linked to the same reaction when you are unaware of the sex of a person. Another form of the gesture is the reaction to walking in on your mother giving head to your father. Even better yet using glue instead of lubricant when masturbating, only to find you have to call your best friend to take you to the hospital. Other variations are less common, however they maybe used.
Bret: "I bought you pants that say 'Enter Here' with an arrow pointing to your ass"
Rico: "Awesome!"
Bret: "Genderless highfive"

*genderless highfive*

Rico: "Wait what?"
Rico: "Oh shit"
Rico: "I heard that wrong."

Facebook Highfive 

To like a status, comment, photo, video, or link on the social network Facebook. Can also be used to describe someone who likes their own status, comment, link, etc......
Example 1- Emilia gave me a Facebook Highfive for the link I posted about our friend's epic fail today.

Example 2- Dude?!?! You like everything on Facebook, INCLUDING your OWN stuff....... its like giving yourself a highfive..... a FACEBOOK highfive that is!!!
Facebook Highfive by gman14 January 16, 2011

indian highfive 

giving someone a high five on their boobs
becca indian highfived lauren
sarah indian highfived hannah
anne indian highfived herself because i ran out of peple to use
indian highfive by beeeeeppppp April 30, 2010

Bollywood Highfive 

When you have fully erect penises, and just slap them together.
Dude that was an insane Bollywood Highfive session we had last night!

Egg highfive

Dan and Phil made an Easter baking video where made an egg with their hands turned it horizontally and high fived
Hey, Brad wanna egg highfive?

Stonemason Highfive

The act of fucking obliterating someone's skull with a brick when they make a joke you find less than funny.
I gave that bitch Sammy a stonemason highfive after he said some of the most lame ass jokes I've heard.
Stonemason Highfive by LR05 April 16, 2024