Harbaugh

Having the ability to crush the souls and spirits of someones competition. Inflicting pain and sorrow upon a team wishing to compete against you.

We had high hopes of beating our rival this year, until they released the Harbaugh on us.

by mercury69 December 30, 2015

Harbaugh

1) To boldly lie in the face of facts

2) To believe that the entire world is diabolical and against you

Joe tried to Harbaugh his way out of work but his boss wasn't buying it.

Max smoked so much weed he started Harbaughing

by JROCK77 June 19, 2012

Harbaugh

A man that has yet to beat Ohio State. Harbaugh is so fixated on beating Ohio State that he wears Woody Hayes' styled glasses even though he doesn't have any eyes issues.

Harbaugh gets paid $8 million a year to get run over by Michigan's rivals.

by Sir Memelot September 17, 2018

Harbaughed

To be emasculated during a handshake

Getting owned by a bigger stronger man during a handshake...

Jim Schwartz got harbaughed...

by Texast505 November 19, 2011

harbaugh

adj.- inexplicably awesome/superior to others... god-like

verb- to completely dominate in a superior/god-like fashion

Term coined in the san francisco bay area after the superiorly dominant coaching performance of one Jim Harbaugh...

Adj...

Fred: Dude, did you see that midget completely kick the shit out of that 300 pound guy?

Ted: Yeah, that shit was harbaugh.

Verb...

Fred: Dude, did you see that midget completely kick the shit out of that 300 pound guy?

Ted: Yeah, that fool was harbaugh'd...

by Dompeezel December 11, 2011

harbaughs

n. - any cheap, ill-fitting pants, usually pleated, like those infamously worn by San Francisco 49er head coach Jim Harbaugh.

"Bro, why you wearin those Harbaughs - didja lose a bet?"

by starvinmarvinpb January 28, 2014

harbaughed

To be defeated by the narrowest of margins

John - "I missed qualifying for that position by less than 3 points"
Jim - "yeah, I got harbaughed too, I missed it at the last minute too"

by mastertrainer1978 January 23, 2012