haoen 

A truly amazing person. Great at sports, especially basketball and football. He is also a lady puller. Super hot, and is truly a wonderful student/co-worker. Extremely smart, and a great leader.

Haoen is so perfect, I’m so devastated we broke up.

haoen by Loganiiiiiiiii April 29, 2022

haoen 

A truly amazing person. Great at sports, especially basketball and football. He is also a lady puller. Super hot, and is truly a wonderful student/co-worker. Extremely smart, and a great leader.

Haoen is so perfect, I’m so devastated we broke up.

haoen by Loganiiiiiiiii April 29, 2022

haoen 

A truly remarkable person. Great at sports, especially football and basketball. He also pulls lots of ladies. A truly amazing person and is really good at academics.

I’m so sad I left Haoen, he was so hot.

haoen by Loganiiiiiiiii April 29, 2022

Grand Haven

A beach on the Lake Michigan shores of Ottawa County, Michigan. A highly overrated litter box that sees about a couple thousand mindless sheep per day during the summer months. Mainly retarded teenagers and college students; everyone goes there for the sole purpose of drinking till they wet themselves. Packs of choch monsters comb the beach looking for the most clueless whore they can attempt to gang rape. The shit soup water is mildly radioactive and makes a slap in the dick sound more appealing than getting in. Fortunately, natural selection picks-off a few of the brain damaged neanderthals that jump off the pier each year.

Bro one: "Let's go to Grand Haven today!"

Bro two: "Hell yeah, I could use some hepatitis!"

Clueless idiot: "Man my dick has been itching ever since I went to Grand Haven."

Not a clueless idiot: "Did you get in the water?"

Clueless idiot: "Yeah, why?"

Not a clueless idiot: "You're going to die."

Dumb twat: "I met this group of guys at the beach the other day and I've been talking to this one on the phone a lot and he wants me to hangout, but all his friends are going to be there too."

Dumb twat's friend: "Bring extra lube."

Grand Haven by commandercrook October 21, 2013

Dirty Haven 

when you cum in your sock and beat someone with it

I gave Jesse a Dirty Haven

Dirty Haven by Daddy Dick February 26, 2022

Hasenpfeffer 

1. Literally means Peppered Rabbit. Can also be used for rabbit stew or for a dish made from marinated or wild rabbits.
2. First seen by mass audiences in a couple of Bugs Bunny Cartoons.

I saw the cartoon where the chef wanted to make hasenpfeffer of Bugs. Bugs got away, of course.

Hasenpfeffer by Annette Lynn S. September 8, 2005

Hentai haven 

THIS IS THE BEST HENTAI WEBSITE OF THE INTERNET IF YOU EVER COME ACROSS ON so let’s get this straight THIS IS LITERALLY HEAVEN RIGHT HERE 10 out of 10 the best anime porn website you’ll ever come across / 10/10 best anime girls with big boobs and big ass and all the good stuff also they have a genre to pick out about what you like example big boobs, orgy, school girls then all the good stuffs come in but there’s more.

So it’s story time a true story me and hentai haven so I was searching through x video to find anime but there wasn’t any good anime porn so fuck then I jeck off to it then the next day I told my friend there isn’t any good anime porn / friend: how about you go on hentai haven / then I ask what the fuck is hentai haven / friend: a very good hentai porn website you should watch when you get home / me ok / night time I was searching on google hentai haven then I click in my eyes open wide then I realize this is heaven right here and I hook on it and it’s the best thing I seen in my whole life the end.

Hentai haven by slayer_of_dank May 14, 2018