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He’s a massive CHAD. Haowen is known for having long legs especially his third one in the middle .

PROBABLY in the police force, he can arrest me any day.
Girls want him to themselves as he is also a sweet romantic loving man .
I’m hung like a haowen
Haowen by Weirdnamesakes November 22, 2021
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haowen • haowei • Hanwen • haywen • hafwen • haiwen • haooen • haooend • haooenened • haooeningb
Did you sleep with him?
Yah, he was haowei?
haowei by Mxjc2018 November 22, 2016
Hafwen is fun spunky girl. She super smart and outgoing she has the cutest nose and an even cuter personality. When she gets mad give her space and time. This is on the people you could meet so hang on to her and never let go.
Wow Hafwen is Awesome!!
hafwen by Gorlypop October 11, 2019
a legend of a man who respects women and will do anything for the sake of others
OMFG that guy is like haowei, he is so respectfull to women
Haowei by Antonio Browns December 5, 2019
good looking
smart
well endowed
of asian heritage(if not your parents were stoned when they named you)
funny name
teases fat people
likes chicken
"that guy reminds me of hanwen"
"he looks like a hanwen"
"i slept with a hanwen last night"
Hanwen by pilot man May 28, 2008
Hao-Wen is a rare speciman. He is amazing yet humble at the same time. He enjoys long walks on the beach as well as crocs and roasting blondes preferablly at different times. Hao-Wen is shockingly charming and has a dynamic personality and enjoys kicking rocks. Pet refues include stepping on legos, annoying siblings, and summer homework.
Wow look it’s Hao-wen!
hao-wen by Lds is da best August 5, 2018
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