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Haowen
He’s a massive CHAD. Haowen is known for having long legs especially his third one in the middle .
PROBABLY in the police force, he can arrest me any day.
Girls want him to themselves as he is also a sweet romantic loving man .
PROBABLY in the police force, he can arrest me any day.
Girls want him to themselves as he is also a sweet romantic loving man .
Haowen by Weirdnamesakes November 22, 2021
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hao-wen
Hao-Wen is a rare speciman. He is amazing yet humble at the same time. He enjoys long walks on the beach as well as crocs and roasting blondes preferablly at different times. Hao-Wen is shockingly charming and has a dynamic personality and enjoys kicking rocks. Pet refues include stepping on legos, annoying siblings, and summer homework.
hao-wen by Lds is da best August 5, 2018
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