hanggi 

1. The act of lying about things you don't understand.

2. Pretending to be an expert in things you don't understand and can't even pronounce.

1. Last time I was at Lowe's, I asked the sales associate about a screw gun - he totally hanggi'd me. I ended up with a wood chipper.

2. Police say the plumber really pulled a hanggi when he picked up the scalpel and began to perform open heart surgery.

hanggi by 867000 April 8, 2009

Hanging the Hose 

Exhibiting a flacid penis for all to see. Usually associated with older males

Simon came out of the steam room with out a towel, just hanging the hose.

Hanging the Hose by Stinky Pooo April 27, 2017

hanging sock tits 

Phrase used to describe a set of boobs so unattractive that they look like a pair of socks hanging from a clothesline. Hanging sock tits are mostly fat with little breast tissue. The complete opposite of a nice set of tits.

Brenda looks like she has hanging sock tits in that bikini top. Be prepared to vomit if you look at her.

hanging sock tits by sciflyer.25 June 16, 2014

Hangin' Nuts 

Stance taken while surfing a wave. In which your nuts free hang without aid from your legs.

I was Hangin' nuts yesterday at the jersey shore.

Hangin' Nuts by VonLoufy June 21, 2013

Hangxiety 

The feeling of overwhelming guilt, stress, and worry you experience the day after a drinking binge. Hang-over Anxiety. Hangxiety!

Fuck. I may or may not have done a two man conga line through the Church of Scientology last night. I've got the worst hangxiety. Fuck!

Hangxiety by McMuzz May 25, 2011

Howitzer hanging

To have a large penis hanging out.

Ben Dover had a howitzer hanging out of his pants in the can, man!

Howitzer hanging by I, Wreckerrr November 4, 2016

Hangxiety 

A combination of being Hung Over and having Anxiety. Not only are your physically ill, but you also have high anxiety caused by erratic behavior and Black Out periods the night before.

The 'bad feeling' you have the day after a night of heavy drinking, both Mentally and Physically.

Physical effects of Hangxiety may include heart palpitations, fatigue, hot flashes, nausea, stomach pain, vomiting, and headaches.

Andy: Dude, you ok? You look like you're going to die!

Steve: I drank too much last night, I might throw-up all over myself. Plus, I can't remember shit, I just know I wasn't good, and I feel worried about what I might have done and said.

Andy: Ahhh you just have Hangxiety. I have that every Sunday. You'll be ok tomorrow.

Hangxiety by OverDone February 26, 2011