hangerbate
To masturbate while hangry
hangerbate by GTGx September 24, 2011
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Dangerbate
Masturbating while at great risk of being discovered. Usually this involves being in close quarters with family members, people of the opposite sex, or anyone who would generally be upset when finding out. It is often evidence of social prowess to have completed the act and is frequently boasted about with friends later. The more dangerous the situation, the more street cred you get.
Alex: Last night I dangerbated with my mom, dad, and nicole all in the car with me.
Matt: How'd you pull that one off?
Alex: They were watching veggietales and the volume was loud enough that it wasn't that big of a problem.
Matt: Dap!
Matt: How'd you pull that one off?
Alex: They were watching veggietales and the volume was loud enough that it wasn't that big of a problem.
Matt: Dap!
Dangerbate by Hrethic September 19, 2009
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hangerbate • Hungerbate • angerbate • Handkerbate • haterbate • dangerbate • hackerbate • hankerbator • Haugerbathe • hanger steak
Angerbate
i angerbate when i get spammed in mortal kombat
"Dude where'd you go last night"
"i left to go angerbate, that one kid was pissing me off"
"Dude where'd you go last night"
"i left to go angerbate, that one kid was pissing me off"
Angerbate by fuzzywuzzy686 September 5, 2011
Haugerbathe
When two hot anime characters have hot sex on a desk with work papers still on it, still in need to be sorted, or worked upon.
Haugerbathe by Gertrude Bethesda Haugerbathe August 10, 2012
Angerbate
The act of masturbating with no respect for your genitalia.
perhaps by...
Male: Jerking off until your dick bleeds then slamming your balls in a door.
Female: A 40 grit sandpaper dildo.
perhaps by...
Male: Jerking off until your dick bleeds then slamming your balls in a door.
Female: A 40 grit sandpaper dildo.
"I havn't got laid in so long I don't think I'll ever get laid again... I'm gonna go home and Angerbate!"
Angerbate by dexredhead April 3, 2009
haterbate
(v.) to haterbate. To masturbate while feeling either angry, furious, mad, annoyed, etc.masturbate jack off Cleveland steamer rusty trombone Cincinnati bowtie spider manangry dragon
"I was about to blow my load when she forces me pull out, which made me steaming mad, so I had to haterbate and cum all over her chest."
haterbate by mattymills11 December 22, 2008
haterbate
To masturbate to a past significant other after you had a nasty break up because you still have great naked pics of them and/or awesome sex memories.
Bro 1: Mayn i jerked it hella hard last night.
Bro 2: Did you go on Redtube bro?
Bro 1: Nah I looked at the nudies Molly had sent me before we split.
Bro 2: Bro you hardcore Haterbated... nice.
bro 1 "high five" bro 2
Bro 2: Did you go on Redtube bro?
Bro 1: Nah I looked at the nudies Molly had sent me before we split.
Bro 2: Bro you hardcore Haterbated... nice.
bro 1 "high five" bro 2
haterbate by scooterchill April 18, 2011
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