Handkerbate

To masturbate with a clean slightly unfolded Handkerchief around the penis

guy 1 - what did you get up to last night?
guy 2 - after talking to my g/f on the phone I was turned on and had to handkerbate.

by hank-er-choo January 22, 2008

Handkerbate

To masturbate with a clean slightly unfolded Handkerchief around the penis
This usually involves putting 1 or more handkerchiefsover your stomach to catch your ejaculate.

guy 1 - what did you get up to last night?
guy 2 - after talking to my g/f on the phone I was turned on and had to handkerbate.

by hank-er-choo January 23, 2008

Handkerbate

To masturbate with a clean slightly unfolded Handkerchief wrapped around the penis

guy 1 - what did you get up to last night?
guy 2 - after talking to my g/f on the phone I was turned on and had to handkerbate.

by hank-er-choo January 21, 2008

Handkerbation

Masturbation with a handkerchief - usually resulting in hanky cum

"Have you been using my handkerchiefs for handkerbation?"

"Yes - I love your pretty handkerchiefs, they always make me shoot lots of hanky cum"

by Hanker Choo June 27, 2008

hackerbate

To practice or play hacky sack by oneself.

I frequently hackerbate to hone my hacky sack skills

by fluffybunnykins August 16, 2010

hankerbator

One who masturbates frequently using handkerchiefs

Mandy caught me masturbating with one of her Handkerchiefs again, she said I'm just a big a Hankerbator

by Choo dee daa January 28, 2008

hangerbate

To masturbate while hangry

i was hungry and horny so i figured i'd hangerbate

by GTGx September 24, 2011