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Michael Handzo 

Michael Handzo is a 5-4, 110-pound Point Guard from Elmwood Park, NJ.
Future NBA Player
Class of 2022
All-around Player
His twin brother (Dylan Handzo) is a humongous 3pt shooter.
Comparison: Steve Nash
Elite Passer
Handzo is a flashy dribbler
Handzo possesses solid quickness and is a fairly complete player to be so young.
Who is Michael Handzo?
Just a small point guard from a small town and the the next big thing.
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Worldwide Handsome

A title belonging to only one man in this world. A normal homosapien like you, unless you are Kim Seok Jin, will never be able to claim this title. Criteria includes: out-of-this-world confidence; broad shoulders (specifically 60 cm); must make dad jokes (what colour are burgers? Burger-ndy.); possess an angelic voice; a great dancer; Korean; oldest member of Behind The Scene (but is the secret maknae).
Win. Lose. I don't care because I have this face at the end of the day, so who's the real winner here? - Mr Worldwide handsome

You, handsome. But me? More handsome.

I'm worldwide handsome.
Worldwide Handsome by Smolmochi October 7, 2017

worldwide handsome

Worldwide handsome is Kim Seokjin from Korean boy group BTS. He has said this before on interviews during the BBMAS and after BTS had won for top social artist.

star platinum : za hando 

Star Platinum: Za Hando

The act of beating your meat so fast and so hard that your dick gets erased from reality
Friend: asks me what will do on Valentine's Day* Me: star platinum : za hando

Unprotected handholding

When your hand intertwines with someone else’s before marriage, resulting in a loss of innocence
1. Me and my gf held hands and hugged the other day bro

2. Wait, you’re saying you commit in the act of unprotected handholding?

1. Yes?

2. I’m calling the police

Za Hando 

It is the stand of Okuyasu Nijimura from Jojo's bizarre adventure. It has close range and great strength and its main ability is to erase things with a swipe of his right hand, it can erase even space. One example of its uses is to erase the space between the user and an enemy to bring it in the user's range.
Okuyasu: Oi Josuke, I used my stand ZA HANDO to erase my ribcage. Now I've achieved a new state of power, I'm now Okuyashoe!!! Isn't that wacky?
Josuke: Okuyasu wait, now how can you breath without your ribcage? You now my Crazy Diamond can't fix that!!!!
Okuyasu: Don't worry, I'll erase yours too so you'll become Shoeske!!!!
Josuke: Okuyasu noooooooooo!!!!!
Za Hando by BerserkJaimeModeON February 14, 2020