A handjob while playing the banjo.
There once was a boy on a train
Who pondered the source of his pain
He desired a handjo
But misplaced his banjo
And so his dreams went down the drain
Who pondered the source of his pain
He desired a handjo
But misplaced his banjo
And so his dreams went down the drain
by SasquatchWithaWristwatch October 22, 2011
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by Masterb8r November 15, 2016
Get the banjo handjo mug.A sexual act in which two first cousins engage in a typical hand job. Also know as the Hillbilly Handy. It's a highly sought after achievement among men in southern USA
Last year's NYE, I started to engage sexually with my first cousin. At first, we just made out, but it slowly progressed to Banjo Handjos from her and fingering from me.
by Typical Lewd Wedding November 15, 2016
Get the Banjo Handjo mug.A title belonging to only one man in this world. A normal homosapien like you, unless you are Kim Seok Jin, will never be able to claim this title. Criteria includes: out-of-this-world confidence; broad shoulders (specifically 60 cm); must make dad jokes (what colour are burgers? Burger-ndy.); possess an angelic voice; a great dancer; Korean; oldest member of Behind The Scene (but is the secret maknae).
Win. Lose. I don't care because I have this face at the end of the day, so who's the real winner here? - Mr Worldwide handsome
You, handsome. But me? More handsome.
I'm worldwide handsome.
You, handsome. But me? More handsome.
I'm worldwide handsome.
by Smolmochi October 7, 2017
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The act of beating your meat so fast and so hard that your dick gets erased from reality
The act of beating your meat so fast and so hard that your dick gets erased from reality
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