handzoned 

When a girl doesn’t like you but she does like ur juicy fuckin veins

You: “I really like you”

The girl you like: “Sorry but you’re not my type, I like your hands tho ”

You: “Wow, I just got handzoned”

handzoned by Templerunpro674 July 29, 2021

Hanzobed 

The act of sending a hanzo main the fuck to bed.

Can be said in chat rooms to Hanzo mains. Has to be said often, no matter what time of day it is.
Wil usually annoy the hanzo main after a while.
Hanzobedding action repeatedly sleeping Hanzo with Ana sleep dart.

This term originated in Sir swag's fan discord.

Also see hanzo and hanzo-main

HANZO GET THE FUCK TO BED NOW or Hanzobed for short

Hanzobed by inhaspie June 19, 2017

Handnone 

Someone, typically a male, who is completely unattractive in every way, shape, and form.

That guy is so handnone.

Handnone by Xtreme2252 December 27, 2012

hanloned 

To be extremely intoxicated from a coworker encouraging you to drink increasing amounts of alcohol. See drunk, wasted, trashed.

I had to take a sick day because John got me hanloned last night.

hanloned by codeallday February 20, 2015

handbone 

the ultimate way to show your excellence through violent actions of slapping yourself in different rhythms

You think you are the alpha, let’s handbone to show your worthiness.

handbone by theultimatebeastmaster March 22, 2020

pat-hannoned 

The act of multiple people dumping their dirty soil semen on your mail order bride while you finger fuck yourself in the ass and snort cocaine off a one legged farmer......

The board was gonna come over and get pat-hannoned but the magic mustache rider wanted all the semen to themselves

pat-hannoned by Fuxbridge December 22, 2017

Hansoned 

(pronounced: HAN-soned) adj.
1. To be drunk or wasted at Hanson's Shoe Repair in Orlando, Florida, often brought on by the bar's infamous Hanson-daiquiri (made of Plantation 3-star rum, smith & cross, lime, and simple syrup).

2. To have been too busy to eat or drink before going to Hanson's Shoe Repair and becoming intoxicated from one daiquiri served there.

"You look like shit. Where did you go last night?"
"I got hansoned."

Hansoned by dddddfo February 28, 2022