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when you've been waiting to cum and finally finish by blasting a huge load.
"I was so horny all weekend at bible camp, when i finally got home and did something it was like a handjet."
handjet by Ritalinboy August 31, 2017
Words you can keep
I got an incredible handjew after temple last night.
Handjew by Moishadabeetle December 17, 2010

hadjette 

A woman in the Arab world. Usually married to Hadji. Hadjettes are used for procreation only, other Hadjis are used for pleasure.
Doughboy 1 - "Man, hadjette got her ass stoned beat for cheating."

Doughboy 2 - "Damn. Guess it sucks to still live in the 14th century."
hadjette by wode October 11, 2010
Giving a super wicked awesome cool dude a handjob/licking of the shaft. No mouth penetration or licking of the tip involved.

Mike Lecuyer TM
- Hey babe wanna give me a HandJee
- I really enjoyed that HandJee the other night
- If I do the dishes can I get a HandJee
- C'mon all the kids are doing the HandJee!
HandJee by Dynamike July 10, 2014

Handjerb 

A handjerb is when a Mexican woman kicks open your bedroom door, shoves a white woman out of the way, and proceeds to finish you off via handjob herself.
Maria: Move, Becky, you clearly don't know what you're doing!
Becky: YOU TERKA MAH HANDJERB!
Handjerb by Moosii September 2, 2019

Handjeroni 

A hand job from a woman. When a woman pleasures a man with her hand(s).
My wife is on her period, so she wouldn't have sexual intercourse with me. She did however pleasure me with a handjeroni.
Handjeroni by B Squad Cop June 26, 2025

Amanda (@handletteringtings) 

The creator behind the absolutely STUNNING tiktok journalling account handletteringtings. She creates beautiful journal spreads and is an all around lovely person.
Did you see Amanda (@handletteringtings) latest tiktok? I absolutely loved the color scheme of the journal spread <3
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1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026
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