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Handjew

I got an incredible handjew after temple last night.
by Moishadabeetle December 17, 2010
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handrew

the smell your fingers gets when you sit on your hand for too long
The minute Josh gets handrew he starts to touch other people's faces.

If you ever get handrew, wash your hands twice before eating.
by darien October 4, 2006
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handrew jackson

A handjob that costs $20
Guy 1: Dude, I got a Handrew Jackson last night!

Guy 2: With the $20 you owe me?!
by FwaaBwaa January 4, 2014
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Erin Handrews

The new and improved name for your hand. Thanks to the peephole incident this is a new name for your hand.
Watching college football makes me want to use my Erin Handrews.
by mosman10 October 3, 2009
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handrew

the smell your fingers gets when you sit on your hand for too long
The minute Josh gets handrew he starts to touch other people's faces.

If you ever get handrew, wash your hands twice before eating.
by darien September 23, 2008
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HANDrew

The female version of "PALMela HANDerson." The hand she uses to get herself off with.
"Looks like it's just me and you, HANDrew."
"This is my new boyfriend, HANDrew."
by Monixa January 16, 2007
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Handleweights

Handleweights are the correct term for the items of fitness equipment commonly known as "kettlebells". Kettlebells got their name in an elaborate and perfectly executed act of deception that managed to make fools of the entire english-speaking world. Kettlebells are not in any conceivable way related to either kettles, or bells. By continuing to refer to them as such, we are complicit in our own gullibility.

Don't be a fool. Don't be the victim of the ruse of some shadowy, faceless puppetmaster. Call a handleweight a handleweight, not a kettlebell - then people will know that you are someone who knows their shit when it comes to gym equipment.
"My arms are killing me, I've just done a 25 minute snach workout with a 16kg handleweight".

"Handleweights you say? Oh, yes, handleweights. You, sir, are clearly well versed in all aspects of wellbeing. Please accept this cat as a tribute."

Counterexample:

"Excuse me, does this gym have any kettlebells?"

"Kettlebells? This is a place for making muscle. Not tea and clangs. Take your made-up words to a gym where the staff are less gullible."
by Girya August 26, 2013
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