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Giving a super wicked awesome cool dude a handjob/licking of the shaft. No mouth penetration or licking of the tip involved.

Mike Lecuyer TM
- Hey babe wanna give me a HandJee
- I really enjoyed that HandJee the other night
- If I do the dishes can I get a HandJee
- C'mon all the kids are doing the HandJee!
HandJee by Dynamike July 10, 2014
Words you can keep
I got an incredible handjew after temple last night.
Handjew by Moishadabeetle December 17, 2010
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Handbeezy 

N. The ultimate prize sought after the one called "Nig-Nog."
V. The action of Michael Breska getting a handjob.
Adj. A way of doing something when one is crunked out.
Nig Nog tryna getta Handbeezy.

Jenn ain't given Michael no Handbeezy.

You were telling the most handbeezy jokes last night.
Handbeezy by Nog-Nig. June 27, 2009

handee hugo 

Is a sexual act in which one person throws up on another during intercourse.
Milton told me that he pulled a handee hugo on a girl from the bar last night.

Handpeep 

1. An arrogant male who peeps at other men as they hold their junk while pissing in public urinals to find out if they're bigger.
2. Anyone (especially male) who's constant goal in life seems to be to be the biggest asshole and to be better than everyone else
I was just in the bathroom and it turns out Colin's a total HANDPEEP!
Handpeep by SDorr January 14, 2009
when you've been waiting to cum and finally finish by blasting a huge load.
"I was so horny all weekend at bible camp, when i finally got home and did something it was like a handjet."
handjet by Ritalinboy August 31, 2017
Somebody who puts there hands on another person to much
She is aweful handzee!
handzee by BS defines May 21, 2018
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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