hamster mouth

What presidential-elect Donald Trump had when he was campaigning.

If you looked at his cocksucker when he was talking, his lips would very frequently become pursed and it looked as though he were a hamster -- or even a fish at times.

Hey Carolyn!ain,trail
Trump is having this TV debate with Hillary -- you've just got to see his hamster mouth, hahaha!!!

hamster mouth by Telephony January 15, 2017

Your Mother was a Hamster and your Father Smelled of Elderberries

This is the greatest insult ever uttered in the history of mankind. It has been said that if a individual says this to another, they will be succumbed to the overwhelming Dankness they have experienced. Their bones will start to get weak, they will drop to their knees and beg for mercy. BUT! They will will be no forgiveness for those whose mother is a hamster and their father smells of elderberries! They will be forced to eat the unholy Lima Soy as punishment for their grave sin.

Your Mother was a Hamster and your Father smelled of Elderberries, enough said

Your Mother was a Hamster and your Father Smelled of Elderberries by YabaGabaGoo December 26, 2021

Your Mother Was a Hampster! 

Most likely the world's most horrible burn or insult, and can only be countered with "Your Father Smelled of Elderberries!"

Hey Brady, "Your Mother Was a Hampster!"

Your Mother Was a Hampster! by The Silent Assassin August 15, 2006