3 definition by The Silent Assassin

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To slap and then grab in the same motion.
"I think that guy just gave my ass the Schmisek Slap Grab."
by The Silent Assassin August 15, 2006

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Most likely the world's most horrible burn or insult, and can only be countered with "Your Father Smelled of Elderberries!"
Hey Brady, "Your Mother Was a Hampster!"
by The Silent Assassin August 15, 2006

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To come into contact with a fixed (non-fixed) object with great force. Must say Zauce upon impact for correct usage.
"That dog just got Zauced by that car."
by The Silent Assassin August 15, 2006

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