hamsmanch 

what. have. you. done.

*when you fail at life* "hamsmanch!"

hamsmanch by hansmache June 18, 2016

hamsatchel 

derivative of "ho-bag": a whore or adulteress, typical with financial schemes in mind

She used me for my money then moved on to another man. What a hamsatchel.

hamsatchel by The M September 24, 2005

hammacher schlemmer 

A magazine filled with hella expensive stuff no one would use in real life. The magazine was created for billionaires and rich, ass white people to spend the extra million dollars they find between their couch cushions on.

"Honey, pass me that Hammacher Schlemmer magazine," said Mark as he put on his gucci sunglasses.

hammacher schlemmer by RealSh*t September 25, 2013

Hammacheese 

a person in charge who screws up big time on accident

Dofapa is a Hammacheese

Hammacheese by hfk February 12, 2006

Hamsamich

A word used in the place of vagina.

"I can't wait to eat her Hamsamich"
"I was all over her Hamsamich."

Hamsamich by Schroker September 28, 2009

hamsamich

Short term for "Ham sandwich." Usually spoken in an attempt to sound less intelligent and/or cute. Sometimes used unintentionally by children.

I need to buy some cheese so I can make me a hamsamich!

hamsamich by Matthew Darke February 28, 2003

hammacher

a lazy bloke which hangs out in a hammock, all day, every fucking day.
Complimentary definition for Schlemmer, which together make... hammacher schlemmer...

So, your lazy artist brother get a job yet?
no... he's lazing about in his room, reading hammacher schlemmer, he's not much of a schlemmer, though he's quite the hammacher.

really?

Yeah, I even got him a hammock.

hammacher by Evil Satan Guy October 22, 2009