A magazine filled with hella expensive stuff no one would use in real life. The magazine was created for billionaires and rich, ass white people to spend the extra million dollars they find between their couch cushions on.

"Honey, pass me that Hammacher Schlemmer magazine," said Mark as he put on his gucci sunglasses.

hammacher schlemmer by RealSh*t September 25, 2013

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Hammacheese

a person in charge who screws up big time on accident

Dofapa is a Hammacheese

Hammacheese by hfk February 12, 2006

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Hamsamich

A word used in the place of vagina.

"I can't wait to eat her Hamsamich"
"I was all over her Hamsamich."

Hamsamich by Schroker September 28, 2009

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hamsamich

Short term for "Ham sandwich." Usually spoken in an attempt to sound less intelligent and/or cute. Sometimes used unintentionally by children.

I need to buy some cheese so I can make me a hamsamich!

hamsamich by Matthew Darke February 28, 2003

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hammacher

a lazy bloke which hangs out in a hammock, all day, every fucking day.
Complimentary definition for Schlemmer, which together make... hammacher schlemmer...

So, your lazy artist brother get a job yet?
no... he's lazing about in his room, reading hammacher schlemmer, he's not much of a schlemmer, though he's quite the hammacher.

really?

Yeah, I even got him a hammock.

hammacher by Evil Satan Guy October 22, 2009

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fauxstalgia

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.

Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia

fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010

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pajama casual

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.

We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.

pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020

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