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Short term for "Ham sandwich." Usually spoken in an attempt to sound less intelligent and/or cute. Sometimes used unintentionally by children.
I need to buy some cheese so I can make me a hamsamich!
hamsamich by Matthew Darke February 28, 2003
H omosexual A nd M arried S traight A rea in Michigan. Otherwise known as Gaylord.
Last weekend we were driving through the hills of HamsaMich and these two gay married straight guys jumped on our car trying to get us to give them a Rusty Trombone. see rusty trombone.
hamsamich by Andrew January 20, 2004

sumthin bout a hamsamich 

To fill in a sentence,when there are no other words to describe the current situation. It is also commonly used to change the subject from the main point of of the conversation as a way of "getting out of the hot seat."
Person a: person b,when are you going to give me gas money?
Person b:huh?
person a: Huh!
person b: sumthin bout a hamsamich...
person a :o.0???
person b: =P
person a: Whatever man, just give it to me when you got it i guess...
person b: haha =)... ight den, i got u doe.
person a: yep.

hamsatchel 

derivative of "ho-bag": a whore or adulteress, typical with financial schemes in mind
She used me for my money then moved on to another man. What a hamsatchel.
hamsatchel by The M September 24, 2005

Hammichtime 

The point in time at which your eating a hammich (Ham Sandwich).
Stop. Hammichtime!

Joe: I thnk it's hammichtime
Jane: Yeah, me too.
Hammichtime by Ajihand March 31, 2009
Ham + Sandwich = Hammich

NOT an STD.
Girl #1: Hey, I gots a tasty hammich!

Guy #2: That sounds like an STD.

Girl#1: WELL IT'S NOT!!!!!!!!!!! *twitch* *twitch* *foams at mouth*
hammich by Ai-chan May 9, 2008
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