hamshy

To be nervous about the cooking of ham; to be be afraid to ask about a cooked ham.

He really wanted to eat some delicious holiday ham, but he got hamshy around boss man.

by macbarnes January 12, 2021

Hamshot

Medical term for a pool cue sized fecal ball that causes an inordinate amount of methane to build up behind it. When the pressure becomes too great, the fecal ball is shot out the anus at a high rate of speed. Falls under the category of "Explosive Bowel Movements".

"My god, Pedro hasn't crapped in weeks, then, outta no where, "BANG"!!! He craps so hard, he busted the toilet tank with an Impacted Fecal Hamshot".

by Johnny Rotten Pants January 27, 2010

hamshowed

A drunken shit show.

Man, you are....uh....haha, hamshowed.

by Briton123 December 2, 2007

hamsh banan

a hamsh that is a banan. he is a banan a lot of the time. he does not always answer questions with an answer that is even related to what you asked and it seems like he doesn't have a brain. the only time he uses his brain is when he is playing a video game, in this case banan is a pro gaemr.

Friend-"hamsh banan, do you have a brain?"
Hamsh Banan- "who's brain?"

(yes that actually happened)

by Pro Gaemr January 31, 2022

haeshyucks

Kpop stan Twitter's best sunflower-asteroid.

I am a fan of Haeshyucks.

by yekda December 3, 2020

hamsey

A large human being that has a massive head with gigantic ear lobes, wears basketball shorts and flip flops all year long, a human who sweats often and needs food in his belly at all times.

Also descrided as "HAMMER" OR "HAMMER HEAD"

"Wow that guys so hamsey"
"HAMMER"
"FAT FUCK"
"I FEEL LIKE HAMSEY ON A SUMMER DAY"
"HAMS"

by jeffery balls November 8, 2007

Hamshitboned

Getting absolutely hammered drunk. First uttered in Willow, Alaska.

Christopher got hamshitboned and jumped out of the window.

by C76M June 7, 2013