hamsey

A large human being that has a massive head with gigantic ear lobes, wears basketball shorts and flip flops all year long, a human who sweats often and needs food in his belly at all times.

Also descrided as "HAMMER" OR "HAMMER HEAD"

"Wow that guys so hamsey"
"HAMMER"
"FAT FUCK"
"I FEEL LIKE HAMSEY ON A SUMMER DAY"
"HAMS"

by jeffery balls November 8, 2007

Gourdon-Hamsey Burger

A burger served with squash and ham

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Gourdon-Hamsey Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

Halsey

Halsey is a stage name for Ashley Nicollete Frangipane, a bisexual, biracial and bipolar artist. She's an alternative indie electro-pop singer, known for her blue hair. She started off with a Haylor song (trouble by Taylor Swift parody), but later in 2014 released an EP called 'Room 93'. In August 2015 she released her debut album called 'Badlands', which includes 'Ghost', 'New Americana' and 'Colors'.

Omg, halsey is playing on the radio!

by c0nceptuous June 22, 2016

Hamley

The wet part of the penguins gooch

While on an Antarctic expedition Chris remarked at how wonderful the penguins looked while sliding around on their Hamleys

by gooch2000 July 29, 2010

mexi_halsey

A being that is halsey's #1 fan and loves her hair and is mexican🤘

The mexi_halsey is a rare type of human being.

by brownie_halsey March 28, 2022

Hooky Hamser

1) When a gentleman loves his partner very much, he demonstrates his affection by warming a bowl of mashed potato to 40 degrees celsius. He then proceeds to feed the pony with a handful of aforementioned warm potato. Should this gesture be rejected, he lovingly smears potato on his fist and hook-punches her in the growler - this is also known as an Angry Hamser.

2) Sheikh Abu Hamsa al Masri (Brap)

Melvin was out in Hemel with this older chick the other night. Upon realising he actually really liked this girl, he decided to take her back to his mum's and perform a hooky hamser on her in the garden after warming the mash.

by Kevmon May 12, 2007

brian halsey

A legendary author and high school teacher native to Cape May, New Jersey.

Some of his most famous works include ‘Snake Oil Salesman of the Week’ and ‘Of Gods and Gators’. He is famous for being sarcastic and not giving a single fuck about anything, and the world loves him for it.

Brian Halsey is my favorite teacher because his presence raises my seratonin levels.

by cage,nicholascage May 26, 2018