River Drunk

To get so drunk while on a river that you fall in. Must be followed by a shit show of a night and an all around horrible camping trip.
Man, we all got way too River Drunk Saturday.
by C76M June 14, 2013
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Hamshitboned

Getting absolutely hammered drunk. First uttered in Willow, Alaska.
Christopher got hamshitboned and jumped out of the window.
by C76M June 07, 2013
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