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Hammocks 

A place that you can hang on a tree outside and go deep with your friends. A place where you can be open to anyone and everyone will listen. No one can even describe the special words spoken and the deep meanings to the conversations had while lying in a cozy hammock without a care in the world
Billy Gates: Wow it was great to go deep on the hammocks.
Joe: Yeah. The best things happen there
Billy Gates: Yeah. I can’t describe how great and deep our conversation was on the hammocks
Joe: Yeah. No one can describe what happened today on these hammocks.
Hammocks by PPPPPEERRRSSSONN December 4, 2017
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Switching Hammocks 

To 69.
We were switching hammocks and my mother came in!

humpy hammocks 

a game where two people bounce up and down on each side of the hammock like a retard
usually played in cancun club med

(sometimes if you are lucky you find a full pack of stride gum that makes you crazy because its most likely poisened)
humpy hammocks by Jewls and Cookiee December 14, 2010

Hobo Hammocks 

Any human found to own a hobo hammock is the best kind of human because they helped feed the homeless when they bought it. This hammock can be replaced at any time for any reason. Eg. Grandma was in the hammock and pooped her pants. You can get a new one for free from the company.
Bro, I left my knife in my back pocket again and cut open my hobo hammock. But no worries, I emailed Hobo Hammocks, and they sent me a new one for free!
Hobo Hammocks by HoboHam April 15, 2020

Potato hammock 

someone who is completely ridiculous and tries to fit in with the trends, however misses the cool factor by the fact they're just not ment to be down with the kids. Like a potato in a mans speedo, - a potato hammock, so uncool.
"OMG have you seen Tyler over there, omg he's trying to down a pint of cider"

"Oh dear he's choking"

"This is so embarrassing! He's such a potato hammock. Cringe."
Potato hammock by likewhatbruh July 16, 2014

Barbie Hammock

An absorbent item worn by a woman while she is menstruating, recovering from vaginal surgery, for lochia (post birth bleeding), abortion, or any other situation where it is necessary to absorb a flow of blood from a woman's vagina.
Big Lady had a very heavy period that evening and the Barbie Hammock she had borrowed from her daughters dolls house simply wasn't sufficient to plug the flow from the barn doors.. So she grabbed Dave's Ushanka hat and unceremoniously stuffed it in the stench trench in full view of the other guests..
Barbie Hammock by Drex Johnson October 23, 2012

Atlanta hammock 

Last night I had Chipotle for dinner, and now I have an Atlanta hammock.