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Hammersauced 

"I don't think i'm drinking that much tonight, man."
"Fuck that, I'm getting hammersauced."
Hammersauced by Marano May 3, 2009

Droppin' Hammers

To throw down; to drop knowledge/bombs/etc; to lay down the god damn sauce; to reveal information; or to make rapid advancements upon previously unknown prey.
Emmett: Yo, bro, I was fuckin' droppin' hammers last night!!
Me: What'd you do?
Emmett: I told this girl, she should be suckin' my dick, and then SHE WAS!

Mac: Yo, so I told this bitch what was up.
Alex: Fuckin' DROPPIN' HAMMERS.
Droppin' Hammers by Mackles200 July 20, 2012
A spin off of the word "Homeless," but it refers to a Muslim person. Since they can't eat ham traditionally, they are to be left "hamless."
Halal meat shop owner: "look at all those hamless people lined up ready to order!"

Guy who hates Islam: "those hamless freaks are everywhere."
Hamless by liquidforeplay July 27, 2018

hammerslogien 

In relation to the festivity of Oktoberfest, this is the drunken mix between German/English; meaning "hammered" or "wasted"
Jill: Get up, we got to go tap the golden keg at the fest grounds!
Audra: Let's get hammerslogien!
hammerslogien by festmaster December 6, 2010

dumb as a bag of hammers 

adjectival clause describing someone who is superbly stupid
My neighbour's as dumb as a bag of hammers - he's trying to change his tires without a jack.

hammerspace 

The infinite amount of space within something in which items are stored. Inventories in video games are a prime example, as the character is somehow able to hold a metric fuckton of stuff without any sign of even a bag on him.
Guy 1: "Dude, 500 pokéballs?! How do you even fit all of that in one pocket?!"

Guy 2: "It's a hammerspace backpack, bro."