hammess

Basically to go undercover from talking about my crush when he’s around, I gave him a little nickname, his real name is James. So Hammess lol.

Omg Hammess is like so good!

by I like donuts May 10, 2022

Hammersauced

To get extremely drunk.

"I don't think i'm drinking that much tonight, man."
"Fuck that, I'm getting hammersauced."

by Marano May 3, 2009

Droppin' Hammers

To throw down; to drop knowledge/bombs/etc; to lay down the god damn sauce; to reveal information; or to make rapid advancements upon previously unknown prey.

Emmett: Yo, bro, I was fuckin' droppin' hammers last night!!
Me: What'd you do?
Emmett: I told this girl, she should be suckin' my dick, and then SHE WAS!

Mac: Yo, so I told this bitch what was up.
Alex: Fuckin' DROPPIN' HAMMERS.

by Mackles200 July 20, 2012

Hamless

A spin off of the word "Homeless," but it refers to a Muslim person. Since they can't eat ham traditionally, they are to be left "hamless."

Halal meat shop owner: "look at all those hamless people lined up ready to order!"

Guy who hates Islam: "those hamless freaks are everywhere."

by liquidforeplay July 27, 2018

hammerslogien

In relation to the festivity of Oktoberfest, this is the drunken mix between German/English; meaning "hammered" or "wasted"

Jill: Get up, we got to go tap the golden keg at the fest grounds!
Audra: Let's get hammerslogien!

by festmaster December 6, 2010

dumb as a bag of hammers

adjectival clause describing someone who is superbly stupid

My neighbour's as dumb as a bag of hammers - he's trying to change his tires without a jack.

by zigzag1999 August 31, 2006

hammerspace

The infinite amount of space within something in which items are stored. Inventories in video games are a prime example, as the character is somehow able to hold a metric fuckton of stuff without any sign of even a bag on him.

Guy 1: "Dude, 500 pokéballs?! How do you even fit all of that in one pocket?!"

Guy 2: "It's a hammerspace backpack, bro."

by Czar Derpovichskilienko March 30, 2010