Hammersexual

A sexuality akin to jackhammering

"I'm not sure if Jon and are compatible; I've heard he's a hammersexual"

by Octoganacologist December 19, 2011

Hammersexual

Miley Cyrus

Miley Cyrus is a hammersexual

by Stupid Af July 20, 2021

homersexual

A name from one of the prank phone calls that Bart does to Moe on the Simpsons. It is used in season 2, episode 7F15, Principal Charming.

Bart: Hello is Homer there?

Moe: Homer who?

Bart: Homer Sexual.

Moe: Well, one second, let me check. Uhh Homer Sexual. Oh come on, come on, one of you guys has got to be Homer Sexual.

Homer: Ha Ha, don't look at me.

Moe: Oh no, You rotten little punk. If I ever get a hold of you I'll sink my teeth into your cheak and rip your face off.

by Linux System Message April 10, 2004

Homersexual

A man who is aroused by the site of beer and doughnuts. Category that originated with Homer Simpson. Any man who bears a strong resemblance in likeness or habit to Homer Simpson.

Any police officer or fireman you have ever met. "He got all homersexual and hit me for grabbing his Boston creme."

by Shane C Gray November 15, 2010

hummersexual

one who attempts to covers up their inadequacies by
driving an enormous petrol-guzzling behemoth in order to gain respect

"Bob might only get 6 miles to the gallon, but at least the world knew he was a hummersexual"

by BloominEck November 9, 2008

hummersexual

A hummersexual is a large or obese homosexual

Person 1: "Did you see that huge guy over there?"
Person 2: "Yeah, Kevin told me he's a hummersexual."

by the Cheekybadger September 9, 2012

hammosexual

A hammosexual is someone who is aroused by glazed hams

Tommy, a hammosexual climaxed at the sight of Jenny's pineapple and bourbon glazed ham

by Suleyman The Magnificent NYC June 16, 2017