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Hammerfaced 

The state of being so far beyond hammered and shitfaced that you combine the two into one kick ass word.
"Yo Kev, how drunk were you last night?"

"Man I was hammerfaced."

shitfuck hammerfaced 

The state of being strongly intoxicated by drugs (such as alcohol, MDMA, LSD, mushrooms, ketamine, DMT, 2CB, morphine, GBH, DXM or peyote) to a point beyond all logic and/or reasoning.
"Dude, after I ate that eighth of shrooms, I drank half a bottle of Delsym. I was shitfuck hammerfaced."

hammerfaced 

Just the most beat up female face on the planet. Any and everything is wrong with this individuals face.
You know what Ryan,
I could do a keg stand for an hour and a half and I would still rather have move my family into a ghetto like Santa Ana, Ca., than sleep with that hammerfaced trick!
hammerfaced by The Whammer Hammer January 5, 2009