Hammertown

A state of mind one may venture to when extremely hammered. Shanklins often tend to reside in Hammertown.

"I'm buying a one way ticket to Hammertown tonight..."

"Sorry guys, my friend here is the Mayor of Hammertown..."

by Drunklestiltzkin April 7, 2009

hammerhorn

To suck a big dick hard and fast and not stopping until the dick shoots cum

I am going to hammerhorn the cum right out of the big hot cock

by Muckyfingers82 February 28, 2021

Blackout hammertossed

I’m not blackout drunk that’s depressing and scary I’m blackout hammertossed which means I’ve given up control and I’ve never felt better

Yes sir that’ll be 7 shots of tequila each. Next time you see us we’ll be blackout hammertossed

by itsbrandybish December 30, 2019

Havertown, PA

A suburb of Philadelphia where kids are privleged with a good school district, and a nice place to live. However, there are tons of posers. Kids try to act gangsta wearing baggy clothes and sideways hats. The girls try to be slutty, and the police are Assholes.

havertown Havertown, PA

by Dave WCA July 26, 2009

hammerdong

Being well endowed in the ding dong section. A big swinger in the pants. A big penis.

The only reason she cheated on you brah was because he knew how to work his hammerdong.

by bigdylsky November 7, 2010

Havertown

Havertown is a suburban town approximately 10 miles west of Philadelphia. Close enough to make use of the many advantages but far enough to enjoy space and relaxed living. So many Irish immigrants settled in Havertown that it was said that there were more people in Havertown who claimed to be Irish then there were in Ireland.

Havertown is a rich and colorful town with an excess of Nail Salons and Pizza Parlors, and growing venue of upscale and specialty dining establishments. The schools in Havertown are top end in academics, art, theater and social tolerance. Don't be surprised to run into suburban moms and dads building archery ranges or open fires in their back yards, or out on pub crawls with the neighbors. The police of Havertown are serious, hard working and honest. If you behave yourself then they'll ignore your fire and public drunkenness. If you make an ass of yourself then you'll get to see the inside of a cell.

Folks who live in Havertown tend to stay in Havertown often purchasing homes on the same street where they grew up. People don't outgrow their homes and move on; they simply put additions on their houses. Children graduate from College and move to Philadelphia or wander the country or the world. Most come back to Havertown when they are ready to get serious and start families.

No Karen, I don't want to go drinking in Center City. I'm staying in Havertown; my daughter's in the Haverford High School musical. We're going to walk home after the show and stop for beers and pizza before the entire cast comes back to my house for a bonfire.

by TheBillo313 December 18, 2018

hammytown

the place where you arrive when you are hammered drunk

Person 1: Are you ready? We are going to hammytown tonight!
Person 2: I started drinking three hours ago. I already arrived and am the mayor.
Person 1: Slow down mayor! Im just getting the car started.

by kAAblng February 22, 2010